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Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer

And Rumpelteazer
We´re a notorious couole of cats
As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians

Tightrope walkers and acrobats
We have an extensive reputation
We make our home in Victoria Grove This is merely our centre of operation

For we are incurably given to rove When the family assembles for Sunday dinner
Their minds made up that they won´t get thinner
On Argentine joint
Potatoes and greens

Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes
And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow
´I´m afrain you must wait and have dinner tomorrow´
´The joint has gone from the oven like that!´
Then the family will say ´It´s that horrible cat´

Was it Mungojerrie?
Or Rumpelteazer?
And most of the time they leave it at that

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer
Have a wounderful way of working together
And some of the time you would say it was luck
And some of the time you would say it was weather

Wo go through the house like an hurricane
And no sober person
Could take his oath
Was it Mungojerrie
Or Rumpelteazer Or could you have sworn thath it mightn´t be both?

And when you hear a dining-room smash
Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash
Or down from the library came a loud ping
From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming

Then the family will say
´Now which was which cat?´
It was Mungojerrie
And Rumpelteazer And there´s nothing at all to be done about that

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