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~Really really bad chat up lines i´ve heard~

Boys! They never come up with anything original!

**** The ahem, best/weirdest i line i have ever heard is the fab:
"my love for you is like diarrhoea. I can´t hold it in!" ****
*Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
*Hi! The voices inside my head told me to come over and talk to you!*

*if you were a bogey i´d pick you first!*

*do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?*

*do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by you again?*

*i bet you were in the scouts cos you have tied my heart in a knot!*

*if kisses were snowflakes, i would send you a blizzard!*

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