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§ Really bad Jokes §

*Five blondes walked into a bar. You´d think one of ´em would´ve noticed! (no offence to blondes)
*What do you call the paper road? The A4
*dotty aunt muriel received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.
"what´s the matter?" asked her companion.
´oh dear. Its my favourite nephew. Hes got three feet!´ sobbed aunt muriel.
"three feet? Surely thats not possible?" her friend exclaimed.
´well,´ said aunt muriel, ´his mothers just written to tell me hes grown another foot!´
* Connie had been given a recorder and a bottle of perfume for her birthday. Her parents had invited some friends round to celebrate, and, as they sat down for tea, Connie smiled shyly and said to one of her mother´s friends, "if you hear a little noise, and smell a little smell, its me."

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop

Why did the ugly duck cross the road?
To find a wife
(Thanks to my friend who finds this extremely funny)

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for so long?
Because it said concentrate.

Did you hear about the blonde who got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Did you hear about the blonde that couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope!

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