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>groucho marx<

>No, Groucho is not my real name, i´m just breaking it in for a friend.
>Outside of a dog, a book is a mans´ best friend. Inside of a dog, it´s too dark to read.
>Last night i shot an elephant in my pyjamas-and how he got in my pyjamas i´ll never know.
>Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honour-which is probably more than she ever did.
>Now there goes a man with an open mind-you can feel the breeze from here.
>I never forget a face but in your case i´m willing to make an exception.
>Anyone who can see through women is missing a lot.
>Mrs Teasdale: he´s had a change of heart. Groucho: a lot of good that´ll do him- he´s still got the same face.

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