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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks a bold question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit"

[Fr:Sarjeel]

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(Valid Reason )

JUDGE:You want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a DEADLY weapon?
WIFE: No! your Honor,I'm divorcing him for annoying me every night with a DEAD weapon!!!

[Fr:Charming ]
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Blonde at the Wheel Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? She was trying to blow her horn.

[Fr:Charming ]

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English Translations of Filipino Names Remigio Batungbacal- Remington Steel Bienvenido Jurado-Ben Hur Federico Hagibis- Federal Express Eleoterio Ignacio- Electronic Ignition Casimiro Bukaykay-Cashmir Bouquet Rogelio Dagdag- Roger Moore Topacio Mamaril- Top Gun Restituto Pruto- Tutti Frutti Samuel Tampipi- Sam Sonite Veneracion De Asis -Venereal Disease Francisco Portero- Frank Furter Diosdado Durante- Deo Dorant.
[Fr:Charming ]

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