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A Man At The Beach.

One day a man went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man looked around, nobody was there so he doesn't case. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his 'privates' just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "its a birdy and do not even think of ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he is in the hospital feeling immense pain around his 'private' area.
The doctor asks what happened and, all he could remember was the little girl in the beach.
Later on, the cops arrived at the girls house asking what she had done.
She said "Well i was playing with the Birdy but then it spit out this white stuff at me. I got really mad with the Birdy. So i broke off its neck, stepped on its eggs, and burned its nest".

Is there any joke u hav u can write in my guest book! Tanks...

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