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The Garden Of Eden.

One day in the garden of Eden, Eve called out to God, "Lord, i have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I'm lonely. And i'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Whats a 'man', Lord?" she asked.
"Well this man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an inability to listen to you properly, he'll give you a hard time.
He will be bigger, faster and more muscular than you and will not be bad in the sack too.
And he shall also have a rod between his legs with which he shall rule and create more of himself."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironicaly raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick, but you can have him on one condition.
"What is it Lord", Eve asked curiously.
"You must have to let him belive that I made him first."

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