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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits
next to a nun in the front seat. The
hippie looks over and asks the nun if
she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question,
politely declines and gets off at the
next stop. When the bus starts again,
the bus driver says to the hippie, "If
you want, I can tell you how you can
get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd
love to know, so the bus driver tells
him that every Tuesday evening at
midnight the nun goes to the
cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you
went dressed in robes and some
glowing powder," says the bus
driver, "You could tell her you were
God and command her to have sex
with you."
The hippie decides to try this out.
That Tuesday, he goes to the
cemetery and waits for the nun.
Right on schedule, the nun shows up.
While she's in the middle of praying,
the hippie walks out from hiding, in
robes and glowing with a mask of
god. "I am God, I have heard your
prayers and I will answer them but
you must have sex with me first," he
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex
so she might keep her virginity. The
hippie agrees to this and quickly sets
about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off
his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm
the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her
mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the
bus driver!"

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