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PAPPU JOKES

MASTER JI NE PAPPU SE BOLA
MASTERJI-MAIN TUHME DO BILLI DUN PHIR DO BILLI DO AUR PHIR DO BILLY AUR DUN TO TUHMARE PAAS KITNI BILLIYAN HO JAYENGI
PAPPU-JI 7
MASTER JI-NAHI MERA SAWAAL DOBARA DHAYAAN SE SUNO MAIN TUHME DO BILLI DUN PHIR DO BILLY DUN AUR PHIR DO BILLY AUR DO TO TUMHARE PAAS KITNI BILLIYAN HO JAYENGE
PAPPU-MASTER JI 7
MASTER JI-HMM MAIN TUHME ALAG TARIKE SE SAMJHATA HUN MAIN TUMHE DO SEB DUN PHIR DO SEB DUN AUR PHIR DO SEB AUR DUN TUHMARE PAAS KITNE SEB HUE
PAPPU-JI 6
MASTER JI(KHUSH HOTE HUYE)-BAHUT ACHE AB AGAR MAIN TUHME DO BILLY DUN PHIR DO BILLI DUN AUR PHIR DO BILLI AUR DUN TO TUHMARE PAAS KITNI BILLIYAN HO JAYENGI
PAPPU-AB KITNI BAAR BOLUN 7
MASTER JI GUSSE SE BOLE-ARE KAMINE JAB SEB 6 HO RAHE THEY TO BILLI 7 KAISE HO JAYEGI
PAPPU (ROTE HUE)-KYUNKI MERE PAAS GHAR PAR EK BILLI PEHLE SE HAI

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PAPPU KO SHRAAP MILA THA KI WO EK SAAL MEIN EK HI WORD BOLEGA TO WAH 3 SAAL TAK KUCH NAHI BOLA AUR WAH 3 SAAL TAK INTJAR KARTA RAHA KEVAL EK LADKI KO I LUVE YOU BOLNE KE LIYE JAB USNE YE WORD BOLE TO LADKI NE KAHA MAIN SUN NAHI PAYI PLEASE REPEAT KARO

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MAA-PAPPU KYA KAR RAHE HO
PAPPU-PADH RAHA HUN
MAA-EXCELLENT KYA PADH RAHE HO
PAPPU-MAA AAPKE HONE WALI BAHU KE MASSAGES

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PAPPU LKG MEIN PADHTA THA EK BAAR LAGATAR CHAAR DIN SE LATE AANE PAR MADAM NE PAPPU SE KAHA
MADAM-PAPPU TUM ITNE LATE SCHOOL KYUN AATE HO
PAPPU-MAM AAP MERI ITNI CHINTA MAT KARA KARE BACHE GALAT SAMAJHTE HAIN

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SCHOOL BUS MEIN DRIVER KE PICHE BAITHA PAPPU KHUD MEIN BAATEN KAR RAHA THA
AGAR MERI MAA HATHINI AUR BAAP HATHI HOTA TO MAIN CHHOTA SA HATHI HOTA HA HA HA......
AGAR MERI MAA CHIDIYA AUR BAAP CHIRA HOTA TO MAIN EK CHHOTA SA CHIRA HOTA HA HA HA ..........
AGAR MERI MAA SHERNI AUR BAAP SHER HOTA TO MAIN EK CHHOTA SA SHER HOTA HA HA HA ..........

DRIVER KO GUSSA AA GAYA AUR BOLA AGAR TERI MAA KAMINY AUR BAAP KINJAR HOTA TO TU KYA HOTA

PAPPU-TO PHIR MAIN BUS DRIVER HOTA


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PAPPU SIGRET PI RAHA THA KI USKA BAAP AA GAYA PAPPU NE SIGRET SHIRT KI JEB MEIN CHUPA LI
BAAP;TUM SIGRET PEE RAHE THE
PAPPU-NAHI TO
BAAP-TO PHIR TUHMARE SHIRT SE DHUWAN KYUN NIKAL RAHA HAI

PAPPU-AAPNE BAAT HI DIL JALAANE WALI KI HAI


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HINDI GRAMMER TEACHER;-WO LADKI SABSE HANS KE BAATE KARTI HAI BATAO ISME LADKI KYA HAI

PAPPU-SIR LADKI BIGDI HUI HAI AUR SETTING KARNA CHAHTI HAI


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PAPPU (APNE PADOS KI LADKI SE)-I LOVE U
LADKI(MUSKURATE HUE)-SORRY MAIN KISI AUR SE PYAR KARTI HUN
PAPPU UDAS HO GAYA AUR ACHANAK BHAGANE LAGA AUR BOLA MAIN TERI MUMMY KO BATAUNGA-TERI MUMMY KO BATAUNGA
LADKI-RUK JA KAMINEY I LUV U2


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TEACHER TOLD ALL STUDENTS IN CLASS 2
WRITE N ESSAY ON A CRICKET MATCH
ALL WERE BUSY WRITING EXPECT
PAPPU
HE WROTE
DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH


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PAPPU(PAPA SE):2+2 KITNE HOTE HAIN
PAPA;HARAMKHOR ITNA BHI NAHI JAANTA JA JAAKE MERA CALCULATOR LEKE AA


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PAPPU KI AMMA MAR GAYI
EK AADMI BOLA-AMMA HAMEIN BHI LE JATI
2-4 AADMI AUR BOLE AMMA HAMEIN BHI LE JATI
PAPPU-ABE SHAALO
AMMA KYA TATA SUMO LEKAR GAYI JO SABKO LE JAATI


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RAAT KE 3 BAJE PAPPU KE MOBILE PE EK PHONE AAYA HELLO YAHAN LAILA MAHFOOJ RAHTI HAI
PAPPU KO GUSSE SE BOLA-HARAMKHOR ITNI RAAT KO LAILA MERE PAAS HOTI TO KYA MAHFUJ RAHTI


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PAPPU SUHAGRAT MEIN HUKTE HUA BOLA-MAINE KAI CALL GIRLS LADKIYON KE SAATH KHELA HAI
BIWI-MAIN ITNI DER SE YEHI SOCH RAHI THI KI MAINE AAPKO KAHAN DEKHAN HAI


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PAPPU KI KAFI TIME SE EK LADKI KE SAATH SETTING CHAL RAHI THI BAHUT MANANE KE BAAD WO KIS KE LIYE RAJI HUI
PAPPU NE USE SHAAM KO APNE GHAR BULAYA AUR BOLA
PAPPU-CHAL AAJ AMBULANCE-AMBULANCE KHELTE HAIN
LADKI-ARE YE KAISI GAME HAI MAINE TO ISKA NAAM NAHI SUNA AAJ TAK
PAPPU MUSKURATE HUE-ARE BADI SIMPLE HAI MAIN TUHME GALE PE KISH KARUNGA TUM MUGHE ROKNA CHAHO TO BOLNA RED LIGHT
LADKI KUCH SOCH KE BOLI-THIK HAI
PAPPU NE GALE PE KISS KIYA PHIR LIP KISS KARNE LAGA
LADKI CHILANE LAGI
RED LIGHT AHHH.....
RED LIGHT...,SHODO MUGHE.....
RED LIGHT ...MUGHE NAHI KHELNA
RED LIGHT KUTTE KAMINE.......
RUK TO SAHI..,.......
PAPPU SHAITAN HANSI HANSTE HUE-ARE GADHI AMBULANCE BHI KABHI RED LIGHT PE RUKTI HAI


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PAPPU-KAISI SABJI BANAI HAI BILKUL GOBAR JAISA SAWAAD HAI
PAPA HEY BHAGWAN NA JANE INHONE KYA KYA KHA KE DEKHA HUA HAI
GOBAR KA SWAAD BHI PAATA HAI


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