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SANTA BANTA JOKES

SANTA AUR BANTA JUNGLE MEIN
SAAMNE AAYA SHER
BANTA NE SHER KI AANKHON MEIN MITTI PHENKI AUR BHAGNE LAGA
AUR BANTA KO BHI BHAGNE KO KAHA
BANTA-MAIN KYUN BHAAGOON MITTI TO TUNE FENKI HAI


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SANTA-TUM MERI SHAADI ME AAOGE NA
BANTA-MAIN UNLOGON MEIN SE NAHI JO MUSIBAT KE WAQT DOST AKELA CHHOD DE MAIN JARUR AAUNGA


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SANTA-SOCH RAHA USA GHUM AAUN
KITNA PAISA LAGEGA
BANTA-KUCH B NAHI SANTA-KAISE
BANTE-SOCHNE KE LIYE PISE NAHI LAGTE

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SANTA PLANE PILOT SE HEADFONE CHHIN RAHA THA
PILOT-YE KYA KER RAHE HO
SANTA-SHAALE TICKET KE PAISE HUMLOG DE AUR GAANA TU AKELA SUNEGA......,HAAA

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SANTA NE BANTA KO THAPAD MARA
BANTA-YE TUNE MAZAK MEIN MARA YA SERIOUSLY
SANTA-SERIOUSLY
BANTA-TO PHIR THIK HAI MUJHE MAJAK BILKUL PASAND NAHI


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SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE PAR BAITHA
JAISE HI PLANE KA AGLA TYRE UPAR UTHA
SANTA PILOT KO MARNE LAGA AUR BOLA MAIN PAHLE HI DARA HAUA HUN AUR TU STUNT MAAR RAHA HAI


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HUM TO UDTI CHIDIYA KE BHI PAR GIN LETE HAI
SANTA-ISME MUSKIL HI KYA HAI 2 HI HOTE HAIN

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EK BAAR SANTA GANGUBAI KE GHAR JATA HAI AUR DOOR KNOCK KARTA HAI
GANGUBAI-KAUN
SANTA-MAIN
GANGUBAI-MAIN KAUN
SANTA-TU GANGUBAI


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SANTA DATE PE GAYA AFTER DINNER AHISTA SE BOLA-MAIN KUCCH KAHNA CHAHTA HUN NARAAJ TO NAHIN HOGI NA
GIRL SHARMA KE-NAHIN AAP KAHO NA
SANTA-BILL ADHA ADHA KAR LEIN


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SANTA NE THIKE KE MAALIK KO RAAT 1 BAJE PHONE KIYA-BHAJI THIKA KITNE BAJE KHULEGA
MAALIK-SEBER 9 BAJE
1 GHANTA BAAD SANTA NE PHIR PHONE KIYA-BHAJI THIKA KAB KHULEGA
MAALIK-SABERE 9 BAJE
SANTA NE 3-4 BAAR AISA HI KIYA PAANCHWI BAAR MAALIK GUSSE SE BOLA-TUGHE KYA CHAHIYE-SANTA KUCH NAHI BHAJI MAIN THIKE KE ANDAR BAITHA HUN MUJHE GHAR JAANA HAI





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