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India ki reet-ladki agar
apni marzi se patjaye to
pyar,
agar dost pata de to
uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye
to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar
ghar leaao to hahakar.
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
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Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,
Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe
Tab Se,
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati
Tab Se,
.
.
.
.
.
5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab
Se..
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
♥♥♥ 8967490099 ♥♥♥
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Har barish mein yahi dua
hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre
zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke
gire,
.
.
Khushiyo ke samundar
mein.
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
♥♥♥ 8967490099 ♥♥♥
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Achi Baat To Sab Ko
Achi Lagti Hai..
Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki
Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na
Lage To Smjo..
Tumhen baijat Hone Ki
Aadat Ho Gayi Hai
1 Makkhi Pakro
Usay maro
Uska Gosh Banaö
Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo
Paise aye Uska Balance
Dalwao
Phir SMS Karo
KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS!
Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya
Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall
Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko
Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se
BANDAR khela nhi krte.
Jani
.
Mera Number change ho
gaya hai
.
.
CHAPPAL ka.
.
.
Agr tujhe meri purani
CHAPPAL chahiye ho to
leja
.
Sharma mat
Pagal tu Jigari yaar hai
apna.
B Se Better,
B Se Best,
B Se Brave,
B Se Beneficient,
Per B Se Itne Bhi Busy
Na Ho Jana Ki
B Se Hume Bhool He Jao.
Samjhe B Se...
.
.
"Bewaqoof"
Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me
ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas
KUTTA dimag hy ishare
me smjh jata hy.
1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1
Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har
Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS
Karne Pade,
Meri Jan Woh Musibat
Ho Tum.
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati
Hai...
.
To...
.
Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.
Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein
Waade Tum ne
Muhabbat Nibhane Ke
baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya
"chhka" Tumhara Pata
Poochta hai.
" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum
BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum
Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj
Badmash Ho Gaye.
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
♥♥♥ 8967490099 ♥♥♥
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Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye
sab se chota sentence
bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta
ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.
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GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe
Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi
Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh
Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI
Chahiye.
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Jeans pehen ke jab mai
taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade
hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora
hamari chhori ka yaar hota.
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Zindagi ka sach
Ek garib subah jaldi Ghar se
pet bharne k Liye nikalta hai
Aur
Ek Ameer pet kam karne k
liye
Strnge But True
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If the worgue of time is ritsol
by you and you are
perdising it.
Then...
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho
jaise oopar ki saari Angreji
samajh aa gai
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
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Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se
phle apni wife Kasturba
Gandhi ko letter likha:
.
DEAR KASTURBA,
.
.
I LOVE YOU.
.
.
Tumhara
"BAPU" Ji
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♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
♥♥♥ 8967490099 ♥♥♥
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Explosive comedy:
Santa gives dictation test for
students,
last bench students said v r
not able to hear sir..
Santa said ok i will write on
board.!
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Student- sir sab log hindi,
English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr
9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb
dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne
lagenge.
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Pani me gira rumal to rumal
geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman
bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai,
par
me karu to sala character
dheela hai..
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Railway Me Job Hai
.
Karani hai?
.
Salary:35,000/-
Per Month
.
Job Details:-
.
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite
Kharab Ho Gai Hai
Torch Lekar Aage Aage
bhagna Hai
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
♥♥♥ 8967490099 ♥♥♥
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Ek bachcha har roz Maths
teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar
kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar
phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta
h!
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( '_' )
.
('_' )
.
( '_')
.
('_' )
.
( '_')
.
('_' )
.
Aankhen aaj bhi uss pagal
ko talash rhi hai, jisne kaha
tha
.
12th tak padhlo, baad mai to
aish hai.
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
♥♥♥ 8967490099 ♥♥♥
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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile
Marriage Bureau shuru kiya
hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi
k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye
kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye
pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
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Bhongasing ek ped per
chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne
poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
Bhongasing: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped
hai.
Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple
saath laya hun.
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Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne
tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal
me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal
sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan
ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4
pathhar bhi nahi chaba
sakti ?
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Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: Yaar
mujhey Mother's Day pe koi
Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Sir, Pakistan me
jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad
kertey hain!!!
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Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein
tumko kiraya dene ke liye
aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein
Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3
din select karta hoon.
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Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke
pas se engish ki training
lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu
ji bole "Who is speaking?".
jawab aaya "Hum Sasura
Obama bol raha hun".
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Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe
Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se
Pehchan Loonga...
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata
Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
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Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai
aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.
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Ek operation ke baad patient
bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab main
aap logo se mukt hu?'
Beta doctor to neeche reh
gye, main to Yamraj hun!!!!
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husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye
5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?
pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari
thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste
ka Natija!!
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Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab
hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai...
par hum se shaadi karega
koun?
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Waiter-Apne samose aur
pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara
chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne
kaha hai, bahar ka khaana
mat khao..
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Santa : matlbi dost se bach
kar raho.
Banta : magar matlbe dost ka
pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko
msg karojo reply na de
samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
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Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha
hone wala hai pata nahi
ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi
ki me mama banunga ya
mami".
.
♥♥♥ashish mandal♥♥♥
♥♥♥ 8967490099 ♥♥♥
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