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121.quick wits

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What do gay man and women do on a second date?
The gay men:What second date? Gay women: buy a U-Haul.

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Why do they put Marines on Navy ships?
Sheep are too obvious.

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Just do it Bumper Sticker: Gays do it better in the end.

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How did the gay guy feel when he first found out that he was gay?
It was qute a blow for him.

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How do you get 100 Queers into a phone booth?
Throw in Tom Cruise.

How do you get 100 Queers out of a phone booth?
Throw in Anita Bryant.

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What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
A flame thrower.

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What is the last thing the factory workers gave Tickle Me Elmo to make
sure it was a boy?
They gave him two test tickles.

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What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?
They both have boy's pants half off.

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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.

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What three things do gay men like to do the most?
Eat,drink,be Mary.

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Why do men pay more for car insurance?
Because women can't get a blowjob while they'r driving.

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What should you do if your lover starts smoking?
Slow down.And possibly use lubricant.

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What's the one bad thing about the "69" position?
The view.

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How do we know God is a straight man?
Because if God were a woman or a fag,sperm would taste like chocolate.

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Why do gay people have bigger balls than straight people?
They sell more tickets!

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How'd you know if your doctor is gay?
He grabs your shoulder when he rams the thermometer up your arse.


quick wits


What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
Male fraud.

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What do lesbians do after an argument?
They go home and lick each others wounds.

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What is the politically correct name for lesbians?
Vagitarian.

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What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say "Nice dick"

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Did you hear the miracle plan announced in Congress for ending Aids?
Tell all the faggots to sit down and shut up.

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What is a shit?
A faggot's wet dream.

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Did you hear about the faggot truckers?
They exchanged loads.

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If you get Malaria from mosquitoes and Lyme disease from ticks,where
do you get Aids from?
Asshoppers.




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