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Adult SMS Jokes 31-40

31:-) Which is the lightest and the heaviest thing in the world? Lightest is PENIS - Even imagination can lift it. Heaviest is SPERM - Even Hercules had to drop it!
32:-( Kid asked mom on seeing her breasts: What is this? Mom replied: Balloons. Kid asked: Why are yours so small? The maid has big ones. Mom asked: When did you see? Kid replied: Yesterday when was blowing them!
33;-) What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist? One looks up your tree while the just glances into your bush!
34:-D There is this prim girl who decided not to go for a course in sex education because she was told that the final exam would be ORAL!
35:-l Did you hear about the girl who was so thin she had tattooed on her chest: "In case of sex, this side up"!
36:-) Why did the blonde fail her driving test? Because when the car stopped, she automatically got into the back seat!
37:-( What is the difference between a whore and a bitch?A whore sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!
38;-) Men are like snow-storms. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get or how long they will last!
39:-D What do you call the organ of: Small men? Compact dicks. Aliens? Laser dicks. Old men? Floppy dicks. Young men? Hard dicks. Chinese? Pirated dicks!
40:-l Divers do it deeper, teachers do it with class, linguists do it orally, bartenders do it on the rocks, historians do it looking back, marathon runners keep it for hours, missionaries do it on their knees, booksellers do it over the counter, astro nomers do it with one eye open, water-skiers do it behind bosts, Gordon does it in a Flash, elevator men do it up and down, cyclists have it between their legs, politicians just talk about it!

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