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Adult SMS Jokes 61-70

61:-) Why do Marwadis watch porn movies in rewind? Because they get excited when they see the prostitutes returning the money!
62:-( What is the geographical definition of sex? Its an action done by Poland in Holland between Thailand occasionally with a little help from Greece!
63;-) Three guys introduced themselves to a girl: Hi, I´m Peter - not a saint. Hi, I´m Paul - not a pope. Hi, I´m John - not a baptist. The girl said: Hi, I´m Mary - not a virgin!
64:-D There was a young lady from France who decided to take a chance; for an hour or so she just let herself go. And now all her sisters are aunts!
65:-l Mary had a little sheep and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram and Mary had a little lamb!
66:-) Two men were fishing at the sea when one of them hooked a mermaid. He hauled her aboerd, examined her beautiful body for a moment and threw her back.Friend asked: Why? He replied: How?
67:-( AIDS Awareness Slogans: 1. Couer your stump before you pump 2. Don´t be silly protect your willy 3. AIDS is no joke wrap before you poke 4. Don´t be a fool condomize yor tool!
68;-) There was a patriotic South American woman who named her first-born son after the entire national football team. Apparently she was not qqure which was the father......!
69:-D There was single-minded miss who got fed up with her bashful boyfriend´s cumbling advances and decided to put him in her place!
70:-l SWEET YOUNG THING: Mother, remember you told me that the way to a man´s heart was through his stomach? MOM: Yes dear. GIRL: Well, last night I found a new route!


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