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Adult SMS Jokes 91-100

91.I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait
to brush my teeth!
92.I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
93.What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
94.What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
95.I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
96.There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
97.Bad wolf told red riding hood: Lift your top so i can suck your tits. 'No' she said lifting her skirt. 'Eat me like the fucking book says!'
98.Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do you get my explanation, or do uou need a
99.MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all your cash n let me suffer for yoU !
100.Hey! what happened to your home phone? tried calling a lot of times. everytime I dialled your no, operator kept on saying 'THE SUBSCRIBER YOU ARECALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLEASE TRY LATER'

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