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Hand Warmer


A mother and her young daughter were riding in an old car one cold morning. The daughter said to her mother, ´my hands are freezing cold.´.

´Put them between your legs, your body heat will warm them up´. Replied her mother.
The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, ´my hands are freezing cold´. So the girl suggested he put them between her legs. He did, and warmed his hands.

The following day, the boyfriend was again in the car with the daughter. ´my nose is cold´, he said.
´Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.´ suggested the daughter. So he did, and warmed his nose.

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and said, ´My pen1s is frozen solid.´.

The following day, the daughter was in the car with her mother, and she says to her mother,

´Have you ever heard of a pen1s?´.

Slightly concerned, the mother said, ´why, yes. Why do you ask?´.

The daughter replies...

´They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don´t they?´.

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