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There are two flea´s on a fanny, one is a burglar, the other a junkie. How do you know which is which?
The burglar flea is hiding in the bush, and the junkie is sniffing the crack.
A gayman walks into a butchers and says,
Can i have that long juicy salami in your window please?

the butcher replies,
Certainly sir, would you like me to slice it for you?

to which the gayman replies,
What do you think my ar5e is, a fkn moneybox!

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