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Rude jokes!

For your partners!

Wife says to husband, did u know a bull can manage sex every day? Thats 365 times a year! Husband replies yes, but he doesnt av 2shag the same cow everytime!
There was a young any called nugget whose cock was so long he cud suck it, he said wi a grin while wipin his chin, if me ear was a fanny id fuck it!
Theres hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, fone sex, but for people wi your face there is NO SEX!
23 useless parts of a mans body! 20 nails u cant hammer, 2balls u cant throw, 1 cock that u dont crow! But girls only av 1useless part, a pussy that dont catch mice!
Wonder bras r called wonder bras 4 one reason n one reason only! Coz blokes take it off n WONDER where the tits are!
I really want to give u a hug, but a hug leads to a kiss n a kiss leads to a suck n a suck leads to a fuck, so cum ere n give me a hug!

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