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<◊>Adding it up<◊>


Jeeto bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions, she asked Santa, "Tell me honestly, darling, what age do you think I look?"

Santa said, "From your hair - 15; from your skin - 16; from your figure - 18."

"Oh, you flatterer," she gushed.

"Wait a minute," he said, "I haven't added them up yet."

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