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RAAM*'S JOKES:neevu kelidde irabahudu.

innomme odi khusi padi...

DOCTOR:
NIMMA DELIVERY VEELE
MAGUVINA TANDE
HATTIRA IRABEKENDU
APEKHISUTTIRA?
HENGASU:
ILLA, ADU NANNA GANDA
ISTA PADOLLA...???!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
OMME TERRORIST
MUDUKIYA MANEYALLI
BOMB ITTA.
JANA YELLA KOOGIDARU..
"MUDUKI, BOMB, ..MUDUKI,BOMB,
...OH, MUDUKI , BOMB.......
MUDYKI NACHIKE PADUTTA HELIDALU:
"THUTT...HOGI..YALLA..
ADU NAANU
HUDUGIYAGDDAGA,
IGELLI...???!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
GANDA:
NAANU OLLE BATTE HAAKDRE,
TARAKAARI ANGDILI
HECCHU TAGOTAARE,
KOLAKU BATTE HAKIDRE KAMMI...!!!
WENDATI:
NIMGE PUKASATTE
KOODA SIGUTTE....
KAIYALLI
HIDKOND HOGI..
ONDU BIKSHAPAATRE...???!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
GOLU:(AUTO DRIVERNIGE):
CITY KADE HOGTA IDDIYA?
DRIVER:HAUDU BARTIRA?
GOLU :(JEBININDA ONDU
PLASTICK BAG TEGEDA,)
VAPAS BAROVAAGA
SWALPA BENDEKAI
TOGONDU BAA...???!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
OBBA SATTU SWARGAKKE HODA.
ALLI APSAREYARANNA
HATTIRADINDA NODIDA.
..WOW...OH..YESTU SUNDARA..
THUT...AA BABA RAAMDEV NA
YOGA NAMBI KETTE,
ILLA ANDRE INNU
30 VARSHA MODLE
ILLI BARTA IDDE...
@@@@!!!!!!@@@@
GOLI:RI, ONDU MAAT HELTINI
HODYODILLA ALWA?
GOLU:ILLA, HELU..
GOLI:NAANU PREGNENT IDINI....
GOLU:ARI, IDU OLLE NEWS...
IDAKKE YAKE HODILI...??!!
GOLI:MADUVEG MODLU,
APPANGE HELIDE..
SIKKAPATTE HODADIDRU....???!!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
BOSS:
HIGE BATTE HAAKIDIYA ,
ARDHA DEHA KAANISTA IDE?
SECRETARY:
MATTE NIV KODO SAMBLAKKE
POORTI BATTE HAKOKAGUTTA?
BOSS:
...MANAGER....IVLIGE
INN MOORU TINGALU
SAMBLA KODBEDA...???!!!!
=============================
ONLY ABOVE 18, LESSER
GO BELOW THE CUT LINE.
(MEANS NEXT JOKE)
BHARATADALLI "gay" SAMBHANDHA
KANUNUBADDHVAADA MELE,
TAILORS YALLA GANDASARIGU,
KELTA IDDARE..
ZIPP MUNDE IDBEKAA?..
ATHVA HINDE...???!!
=============================
MODALA RATRI
GANDANIGE HELTA LE:
NANGE HEDRIKE AAGTAA IDE...
GANDA : MODALA RATRI ALWA?..
HENDATI :...HAAGALLA.,
RATIGE ,
IDE MODALU...???!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
GOLU TAPPI
LADIES TOILET OLGE HODA..
YALLA HENGASRU.,
YEDDU NINTONDRU.,
GOLU:
MANASSINALLI MARYAADE
IDDRE SAAKU,
KOOTKOLLI., KOOTKOLLI..???!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
ONDU KATU SATYA:
HUDUGIYARA CELL ALLI
BALANCE IDE ANDRE,
AVLIGE BOYFRIEND IDAANE,
HUDUDGANA CELL ALLI
BALANCE IDE ANDRE
AVNIGE GIRL FRIEND ILLA...???!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
"NAANU MALEYALLI NADEYODANNA PRETISTINI,
YAKENDRE NAANU ALODU GOTTAGOLLA"IDU HALE HELIKE.
"NAANU MANJINALLI NADEYOFAKKE ISTA PADTINI,
YAKEMDRE NAANU SMOKE MAADODU GOTTAGOLLA" IDU HOSA HELIKE...
ATI HOSA HELIKE GOTTA ...???,,
NAANU HEGIDRU NADEYOK ISTA PADTINI....
OH, NIVU BABA RAMDEV HELIDAKKE ANKONDIDIRA...
ALLA, PETROL/DESEIL BELE TUMBA HECCHU..."
(idanna joke antadru ankolli , satyanaru ankolli.,
hecchu janrige idu talpsi...thanks)
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
GOLU: MANE KELSADA
SHANTINA KARI.
GOLI:YAKE?
DOCTOR E MAATRE TAGONDU
SHANTIYONDIGE
MALAGI ANDIDAARE....???!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
GILLI:AMMA, NANGE IVATTU
OBBA HUDGA KENNEGE MUTTU KOTTA...
GOLI:NEENU AVNA KAPAALAKKE
SARI HODADE ALWA?
GILLI:ILLA AMMA,
NANAGE GANGDHIJI NENAPAADRU,
INNODU KENNE KOTTE...???!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
OBBA KHAOLA SHASTRAJNA RATRIGE
TELESCOPENALLI AAKASHA NODATA IDDA..
IDANNA NAMMA GOLU NODIDA..
YEN MAADTA IDDANE IVNU?..ANTA..
SWALPA HOTTIGE AAKAASHADINDA
ONDU NAKSHATRA BITTU.
GOLU, KHUSHIYINDA KOOGIDA....
"WOW. YANTHA GURI IDERI"....????!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@omme golu,
taanu love maado hudgige
dhyrya maadi
"I love you" antaane.
hudugi(sittininda):
adanne swalpa
preetiyinda helabahudalla?
golu:i love you akkaa...???!!!
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omme ganda hendti
tirugaadalu hogtaare.
ondu katte kagada tinta
raste pakka irtade.
ganda:nodu ninna sambhandikaru
kagda tinta idaare ,
namaskaara maadu.
hendti:namaskaara ,
maavanavara...???!!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
golu:naanu ivattu
bus hinde odi
15 rupaay uliside.,
dolu:huccha, naanagidre
riksha hinde odi
60 rupaay ulistidde...???!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
Doctor re, nann kansinalli
IPL cricket match bartade.,
yen maadodu.?
Doctor:sari. E maatre tagolli.,
PATIENT:NAALEYINDA TAGOTINI.,
EVATTU FINAL MATCH IDE....????!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
golu:(lady conductor ge)
nimma mukha nann hendti mukha holtade..
koodle avlu golu kennege
hoditaale.
golu:oh., reeti kooda
avla haagene....???!!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
goli:idu nimma shirt mele
lipstick yalliyadu?
golu: ade nanagoo
tilita illa., aawaaga
shirt tegedidde...???!!!
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
golu magalu gilli room nodida...
cigaratte??..ayyo cigaratte sedtaala?..
haage table mele wine..
ayyayyo kuditaale kooda...
bhaghawaan?...bed mele obb huduga.....
abbha..adella ee hudgandu.
sari..ondsaari hedri bittidde..
@@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
sikkim hudga:e sham singh
mobile ide alwa?...
angadiyava:illa..
sikkim hudga: matte e angadi adv ide....
angadiyava:adu SAM SUNG mobile...
@@@@!!!!!!!@@@@
ondu hudugi bus stopnalli,
mukakke kai adda hididu
bus kaayta irtaale
bykenalli obba bandu
"hogalikkidya?" anta keltaane.
avlu heltaale:
appaa...naanu...???!!!
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