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Sheep

The truth about sheep:

Every field you see has tons of sheep in them. If you walk past a field with a friend the sheep are happily eating grass.BUT what happens when your alone? That evil glint in their eye you see is it just the light or are they plotting against mankind? Yes even the welsh! Well if you said its the light then sadly i pity you, your such an innocent fool. Do you never notice the fact when your by yourself, alone without a friend ( a circumstance i strangely find myself in quite alot) that the sheep start saying your name?
When you turn around they´re all staring at you with that evil glint burning into your soul and you can still hear them now repeatedly chanting your name over and over.

Ask yourself why do sheep have paint on them ? I seriously doubt its because they secretly work as part time decorators and No its not due to punk calves picking on them . The answer is simple and sooooooooo obvious when you think about it. Its to frame you, give them a minute and they´ll call the police and put a can of paint in your hand. You won´t see them move but they´ll be doing it believe me.

The truth about Sheep : Part Deux

Question , do you know how sheep catch their prey?

On the face of it this may look like a difficult question but in reality its perfectly logical.

Sheep are blessed with 7 senses compared to our 5 ( this is debatable since it has been said we have more than 21 senses)
I've previously mentioned the strange telopathic tendencies used by sheep so that leaves 1 more sheep sense for you to read about . This information could well save your life one day .

True story , I use true in the loose sense of the word ,I was walking / rambling through a field 1 day , singing a merry little tune , I believe it was smack my bitch up , a favourite amongst dog walkers and people who enjoy domestic violence , I would say that joke is tongue in cheek but I have an ulcer and it makes it sting .


During my rambling , I started to notice the sheep circling around me in a rather threatening manner , 2 ewes behind me began rubbing themselves together in a non er.otic welsh way . Sheep contain over 80% wool , 15 % Nylon and 7% lycra , so this rubbing produced a huge static electrical charge and with the use of their fat fluffy tails they fired it in my direction , I was stunned for a few seconds but managed to run away before the sheep caught me . So this experience should teach you a valuble lesson , yellow and green swizzle lollies are the best .


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