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The count

Well I was at the sesame street show the other day meeting my favourite characters when out came the Count , ah this was good , he's my favourite character , its was great to see him live on stage .

The Count " Helllllo everybody wa ha ha "

Crowd " HELLO!! "

The Count " Today we're going to talk about numbers , I need a volunteer from the audience "

*Loads of kids and me put their hand up*

The Count " Ok then I'll take you in the front you "

* Small kid goes up to stage *

The Count " Hello what is your name? "

Small kid " Craig "

The Count " Hello Craig do you have any pets? "

Craig " Yes I have 3 cats "

The Count " Ok Craig lets count the cats , 1 cat wa ha ha , 2 cats wa ha ha , 3 cats wa ha ha YES 3 CATS. Ok so who wants to be next to count with me?"

*I put my hand up very quick*

The Count " Ok the tall boy in the third row , come on up "

Me " WOO HOO!!!"

The Count " Ok have you had a girlfriend ?"

Me " Aye "

The Count " Ok lets count the number of girlfriends you've had , how many is it ? "

Me "um... about... 1 "

The Count " 1 , 1 girlfriend wa ha ha ha haha haha ha aha ha, that's so pathetic , 1 girlfriend....EVEN I've had more , its cause I'm famous you see BUT I'M A PUPPET!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... "

Crowd " ha ha ha ha ha "

Well needless to say , the count isnt my favourite character anymore.

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