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Sooty and Sweep

In 1952 Sooty began his career . Sooty lightened up the screen with his humour and magic . In around 1955 the Sooty show was born with the young charismatic Sooty at the helm he was joined by the lovely Sweep .

At the height of his fame in 1962 Sooty then aged 27 started using cocaine , nobody really noticed at first until he appeared on screen with his eyes all glazed over . Sooty went into rehab in the winter of 1963 where he met his girlfriend Sue .
In 1964 Sooty was back on top form with Sue also appearing in the show , Sweep who has the mental ability of blank CD never actually got to grasps with the new member of the show , in fact until 1982 Sweep believed Sooty was Sue and went along with Sootys cross species dressing , of course we know this is not true .

Later on Sootys cousin Scampi joined the show . Sadly the show was on the decline , Sooty went into rehab once more this time for severe Cocain addiction and pimping Sue . Sooty was soon joined by his cousin Scampi in rehab , Scampi fell foul of the binge drinking culture that was rising around him , after leaving rehab in the late 1990's Scampi went into the p.or.n industry and became a professional fluffer .

Sweep the only character not to abuse any substances went on to become good friends with Ed the Duck . The above photo is the only 1 now known to exsist of this one time Broom cupboard legend . Following the sucess of Gordon the Gopher was always going to be hard for Ed and during his friendship with Sweep he became more and more irritated with the rise of other duck related characters.

In 1987 count Duckula vanished in strange circumstances , no 1 fully knows what happened to him and no body has ever been discovered . A few years went by and Ed the Duck and Sweep were caught trying to kill Orville the Duck .
Ed was becoming increasingly more desperate to be the only duck on tv . Sweep was sentenced for duck slaughter in 1999 , his sentence was later reduced due to evidence given in his defence , it said " Sweep was easily manipulated and Ed took advantage of this and used him like a puppet "
Later in a tv interview from his prsion cell Ed revealed his plans to kill the duck from Rosie and Jim after offing Orville .

Ed hung himself in 2002 , Sweep continues to be confused .

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