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Getting old

Getting Old

Sadly I have noticed since I'm getting older I start seeing things to complaing about that I never paid much attention to before . I realised today that the mail isn't delivered at a decent time , I remember when the post was lying at the door at 8 am its now lunch time and noooo sign of the post at all. Rather annoying . I seem to getting irritated more , especially by queues , I have no idea why some people insist on paying by credit card for things like sandwiches, they hold the line up for ages and get me very stressed . Young people on buses thats another thing i've began to notice , why the hell do they have to shout to their friends sitting across fae them ?

I can't seem to get any colour on my skin anymore, I've never really been tanned but I'm just soooo pasty white , I'm starting to think I'm dead , which only adds to B.O problems, especially in the heat . Although I was actually looking at sun beds the other week just to get a little more coloured to stop people putting me in black zip up bags and saying " he's a goner" however I don't ken if you have read the leaflets for the whole UV treatment kind of thing but Its bloody dangerous, gives skin cancer and its expensive , so the past week I've been basting myself and putting body parts in the oven for 20 mins at gas mark 6 , now i'm a lovely golden brown AND!!! I taste like chicken.

Women keep complaing about how men can't do anything so why the hell do they let us shave ? No wonder they have so many husbands since they keep cutting their own throats

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