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Little LUNGI was l8 to school,
de teacher askd;
LUNGI why ar u l8?

LUNGI replied ;
SIR don u knw dat der is a road sign dat says
GO SLOW DER' IS A SCHOOL AHEAD.
07.12.2006 03:29 EST,
A 5 YEAR OLD BOY TELLING MOM:DO U KNOW DAT PENIS CAN ALSO BE USED AS A TOOTH BRUSH? MOM SHOCKED:HOW DO U KNOW ALL THIS? I SAW DAD CLEANING THE MAID'S MOUTH.
15.10.2006 18:03 EDT,
A man said 2 his wife:Ur bum luks lyk a braai stand...
De wife was angry and went 2 sleep.
While in bed de hubby askd politely:"sweetie dont u feel lyk makin love?"
de wife replied :"do u expect me 2 lyt dis braai stand 4 a smal piece of soursage."by lungile khoza
09.10.2006 15:06 EDT,
A man after smoking marijuana get in da taxi & find a woman changing her daughter's pampers & putting a baby powder,suddenly a man said dats y kuku e le monate so kganthe le e tshela dispice e sa le e nnyane!!!
26.09.2006 10:25 EDT,
Men were born between the legs of a woman yet men spend all their life & time trying to go back between the legs of women. WHY? Coz there's no place like home!
29.08.2006 15:20 EDT,
A father was in a good mood and gave his son R50 to go buy himself some sex at the whorehouse nearby.The son rejoicingly went away,on his way he came across his granny who ask him why he was so over the moon.The little boy told the hungry granny his mission.The granny offered to give the boy at half prize,the little boy gladly accepted and went down to business.When he finished he rushed back home.His father was so so anxious to know it went when he saw his son with all the smiles and pride. FATHER:How did it go son? SON:Very well dad.Granny gave it to me at half price... FATHER:Thats my mo...
11.08.2006 10:41 EDT,
A man was arrested for urinating in public and was fined R50 by the traffic officer.The poor guy gave him R100 .The traffìc cop looked at him and said 'Puso ga e na change ,rota gape!
10.08.2006 07:48 EDT,
Des meeting at da jungle 4 da monkeys,tigers & lions but da meeting has not started bcuz of dis baboon readin this message. By:Unknown
08.08.2006 11:43 EDT,
Modimo o rometse Jesu la mmolaya,A romela Mandela la mo tshwarisa,A romela Zuma la mo accuser,Ka Nna le ka Nyela! By;Mfana
05.08.2006 06:50 EDT,
Man ask his wife:Honey can we have sex?wife replied:im not im da mood today heres R50, go buy urself some.Man went & returned.Wife asked:how much did u pay &4rom who?Man replied: i bought 4 R50 4rom Masibeko.Da wife angrily replied: Masibeko is full of sh*t,Y bcuz i give Sibeko(her husband) for R20 frm: Mfana
04.08.2006 03:38 EDT,


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