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ж٠Fúnny Sms٠ж

Hindi &English funny sms text

Here u find real funny text that makes u laugh !!
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Hindi Version
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:*: Dil ka dard dil dodne wala kaya jane, Payar ke rivazon ko zamana kaya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Yeh ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

:*: Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, ab tum hi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho ?
:*: I have a sms 4u, neecha dekho aur neecha..
Aur neecha
Aur neecha
Aur neecha
Mai kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta tha ke tum ek sms ke liye itna neecha gir sakti ho..

:*: Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunaidi thi.

:*: Teacher: agar aapna character sudharna hai to sab Auraton ko MAA kaha koro. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahe ga, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

:*: Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai, kharcha karo to bole "darling how are you?" na karo to bole "brother,who are you?"

:*: Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...bina sui ka injection lene ka !!!

:*: Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi ?
Beti: kuch nahin...Maa banungi, Padhungi, Saadi karungi....aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

:*: Kya lekar aaya tha ?
kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,tu kitna Paisa bachayega ?

:*: Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri lauta de Bhai.

:*: Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskurana' phir kehna "KANJUS" sms karo !

:*: Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kaya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kaya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

:*: Zindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai..
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Еиglish Version
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:*: A love letter from BISCUIT MAKER..
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, u r Anmol for me...But u have cracjacked my heart, Bcoz i have a Little Heart, now i m in 50/50 position...

:*: In a train, ticket checker to a Saint: Ticket please !
Saint: I don't have .
TT: where do u want to go ?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya !
TT: Come,lets go !
Saint: where ?
TT: Lord Krishna's birth place, JAIL.

:*: Teacher: Why are u late ?
Student: My Dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it ?
Student: No, only Bull can do it.

:*: A baby dog asks Mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I don't have the chance to see its face carefully"!

:*: A baby fish asked her mother: why can't we live on earth ?
Mother fish: Earth is not the place for fish, it's made for selffish.
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