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Funny JOKES in Hindi
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:+: 1 Boy and 1girl
Girl kisses a boy on the face and the boy gets a mark of her Lipstick.
Ladka: Ye kya kiya ?
Ladki: Kuch achchha karne me dag lage to daag to acche hey !

:+: 1 boy to 1 girl...
Girl: hum kaha ja rahe hai ?
Boy: long drive par..!
Girl: pahle kyo nahi bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala jub breck nahi laga..

:+: Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai our poochta hai, "yaar mai bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya"?. Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, "Darling mai bhi Hot tum bhi Hot, Sayaad bachcha jal gaya hoga".

:+: Maalik: Tum bathroom main kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Huzur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha Begum Sahiba hai !!

:+: Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha; "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho ?
Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

:+: Ek chor amir aadmike ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha "Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai,452 number press karke sahmne ka lal button dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi button daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi"
Jate jate chor Seth se bola : Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai !

:+: Mohan&Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & taltking.
Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai !!

:+: Boy friend to Girl friend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta, gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girl friend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai ?
Boy frnd: Ek Biwi aur 3 Bachche...!

:+: FRIEND 1 : Aare yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kardega.
FRIEND 2 : Kyu ?
FRIEND 1 : Baar baar dikhaata hai " Battery Low" ab tak 56 bar battery badal chuka hoon !

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