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There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his b,utt like a dahlia.
The drawing was fine,
The colour divine,
But the scent - ah! that was a failure

Another young man from Australia
Went on a wild bacchanaIia
He buggered a frog,
Two mice and a dog,
And a bishop in fullest regalia

A lady there was in Antigua
Who said to her spouse, ´What a pigua´
He answered, ´My queen,
Is it manners you mean?
Or do you refer to my figua?´

A sleeper from the Amazon
Put nighties of his gra´mazon.
The reason being that
He was too fat
To get his own pajamazon

A nymphomaniac named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her v,agina
In North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace

There once was a man from Algiers
Who tried growing corn in his ears.
When the temperature rose,
He leapt to his toes,
Now popping is all that he hears

In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Massaging the bust of his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For he knew that on Earth
There were only two boobs - and he had ´em

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
The miller´s son, Jack,
Laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they p,issed with

A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along
And, unless i´m quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd

Consider the poor hippopotamus
His life is unduly monotonous.
He lives half asleep
At the edge of the deep,
And his face is as big as his bottom is

A surgeon of some imprecision
Decided on self-circ,umcision
A slip of the knife-
´Oh, dear,´ said his wife,
´Our sex life will need some revision´

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