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One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Johnny who shouts out, ´Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is fucking the cow!´ Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. ´You should have said, ´The bull is surprising the cow´- not some filth you picked up in the City,´ he says. A few days later, little Johnny comes again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining. ´Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!´ The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, ´Thank you little Johnny, but surely you meant to say the cow, not COWS. A bull cannot ´surprise´ more than one cow at a time you know.´ ´Yes he can!´ replies his obstinate nephew, ´He´s fucking the horse!´

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