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-> Sardar ka radio kharab ho gya,
Khol ke dekha to andar chuhamra pada tha,
Sardar dekh ke bola e lo chalega kaise,
Sala singer to mara pada hai.
ENGAGEMENT KE BAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me
Kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me marjau.
G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash karsakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
(AUR AB MARRIAGE K BAAD)
Ab Ise NICHe SE UPAR PADHO.
Ek khargosh roz ek dukan paraata aur,
Khta gajar he kya?
To dukan vala roz mana kr deta,
Ek din dukandar gusse me,
Khargosh ke dant tod diye
Agle din khargosh aya or bola,
GAJAR KA JUICE HE KYA?
Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi Ankhon me MulaQat kar leta hai.
Bada Mushkil hota hai Jawab dena,
Jb Koi
TELUGU me Baat kar deta hai!
Air hostess to Lalu Yadav
Sir, r u vage or nonvage'n
Lalu : ka matlab
Air hostess :
Sir mera matlab hai,
Aap Shakahari hai ya Mashari?
Lalu : Huttt sasuri....
I am Bihari !
Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.
Tere hontho ki kabhi muskurahat na jaye
Teri palko me ansu na aye
Teri raah me pde ho jitne bhi kante
Tu gire aur
Vo sab teri G*ND me ghuss jaye.
Life me hamesha Haste raho,
Muskurate raho, Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho,
Taki tumhe dekhte hi log
Samajh jayen k tum UNMARRIEDho.
A boy was eating choclate.
A man said him:beta itne choclates nai khate hai.
Boy:mera dadaji 105 saal jiye the.
Man:kya wo bhi itne choclates khate the?
Boy:nai wo apne kaam se kaamrakhte the.
Maine uska chehra thappad mar mar kr
Laal kr diya Qki usi ne muje kaha tha ki ?
.
.
.
.
Thappad se darr nhi lgta sahab
"Pyar"se lgta h!.
Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho,
10 saal pehle maine usse shaadi
Ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
Wo aaj tak pee raha hai.
Pati:baap re!
Itna lamba celebration :
Boy-Mujhse love karogi?
Girl-Mere parents allow nahi karte
Boy- Ha, Jaise mere Baap ne to mujhe"
AKhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao"
Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha he.
BETA; PaPa Ek"GLaSs Pani De Do Na
PAPA; Khud"Le Lo Ab Manga To
Thappad Marunga.
BETA; Thappad Marne Aao To
Pani Leke Aana.
Wo 2 Kaun Si Cheeze h Jisne INDIA Ki YOUNG GENERATION me JOSH aur UTSAH Bhar Diyah?
1. "IPL" Ne LADKO me
2. "I-PILL" Ne LADKIYO me
Enjoy d DLF IPL
2 men in a Wedding Function:
1st - Lo..!! kuch din pehle hi,
Godi me kheli thi or aaj iski shadi h.
2nd - Aap dulhan k baap ho ?
1st - Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS.;)
Bivi ko 100% kamai dene se
10% love milta he.
Jabki, grlfrnd ko 10% kamai dene se
100% love milta he.
Paisa apka , Decision apka..
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"
Marte sharabhi se bhagwan nepucha,
Koi antim icha.
Sharabi: aane wale janam me
Daant bhale hi ek dena,
Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho,
Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.
Ek Student University Toilet me gaya
Jab Wo Seat pe baitha to Samne,
Deewar pe likha hua tha
"Itna Zor Padhai me Lagate to 1st aa Jate"
Mene Usay Poocha K Jism
Se Kaise Nikalti H ROOH
TO
Sali Ne Apne Hatho Se Meri,
Gotiya Daba Di Aaur Boli YUN.."... :-: -AJAY SARKAR
-> Sardar ka radio kharab ho gya,
Khol ke dekha to andar chuhamra pada tha,
Sardar dekh ke bola e lo chalega kaise,
Sala singer to mara pada hai.
ENGAGEMENT KE BAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me
Kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me marjau.
G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash karsakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
(AUR AB MARRIAGE K BAAD)
Ab Ise NICHe SE UPAR PADHO.
Ek khargosh roz ek dukan paraata aur,
Khta gajar he kya?
To dukan vala roz mana kr deta,
Ek din dukandar gusse me,
Khargosh ke dant tod diye
Agle din khargosh aya or bola,
GAJAR KA JUICE HE KYA?
Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi Ankhon me MulaQat kar leta hai.
Bada Mushkil hota hai Jawab dena,
Jb Koi
TELUGU me Baat kar deta hai!
Air hostess to Lalu Yadav
Sir, r u vage or nonvage'n
Lalu : ka matlab
Air hostess :
Sir mera matlab hai,
Aap Shakahari hai ya Mashari?
Lalu : Huttt sasuri....
I am Bihari !
Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.
Tere hontho ki kabhi muskurahat na jaye
Teri palko me ansu na aye
Teri raah me pde ho jitne bhi kante
Tu gire aur
Vo sab teri G*ND me ghuss jaye.
Life me hamesha Haste raho,
Muskurate raho, Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho,
Taki tumhe dekhte hi log
Samajh jayen k tum UNMARRIEDho.
A boy was eating choclate.
A man said him:beta itne choclates nai khate hai.
Boy:mera dadaji 105 saal jiye the.
Man:kya wo bhi itne choclates khate the?
Boy:nai wo apne kaam se kaamrakhte the.
Maine uska chehra thappad mar mar kr
Laal kr diya Qki usi ne muje kaha tha ki ?
.
.
.
.
Thappad se darr nhi lgta sahab
"Pyar"se lgta h!.
Biwi: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho,
10 saal pehle maine usse shaadi
Ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
Wo aaj tak pee raha hai.
Pati:baap re!
Itna lamba celebration :
Boy-Mujhse love karogi?
Girl-Mere parents allow nahi karte
Boy- Ha, Jaise mere Baap ne to mujhe"
AKhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao"
Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha he.
BETA; PaPa Ek"GLaSs Pani De Do Na
PAPA; Khud"Le Lo Ab Manga To
Thappad Marunga.
BETA; Thappad Marne Aao To
Pani Leke Aana.
Wo 2 Kaun Si Cheeze h Jisne INDIA Ki YOUNG GENERATION me JOSH aur UTSAH Bhar Diyah?
1. "IPL" Ne LADKO me
2. "I-PILL" Ne LADKIYO me
Enjoy d DLF IPL
2 men in a Wedding Function:
1st - Lo..!! kuch din pehle hi,
Godi me kheli thi or aaj iski shadi h.
2nd - Aap dulhan k baap ho ?
1st - Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS.;)
Bivi ko 100% kamai dene se
10% love milta he.
Jabki, grlfrnd ko 10% kamai dene se
100% love milta he.
Paisa apka , Decision apka..
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"
Marte sharabhi se bhagwan nepucha,
Koi antim icha.
Sharabi: aane wale janam me
Daant bhale hi ek dena,
Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho,
Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.
Ek Student University Toilet me gaya
Jab Wo Seat pe baitha to Samne,
Deewar pe likha hua tha
"Itna Zor Padhai me Lagate to 1st aa Jate"
Mene Usay Poocha K Jism
Se Kaise Nikalti H ROOH
TO
Sali Ne Apne Hatho Se Meri,
Gotiya Daba Di Aaur Boli YUN.."-AJAY SARKAR
:-: SANTA BANTA JOKES :-:
Santa: Phone pe itni
dheemi aawaz me
Kis se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai !
Santa: To phir itni
Dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta: Teri hai is liye!
Santa nahi sudhrega:
Policeman:
Sab sach bata varna
Chaddi uttar k marunga.
Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai,
Aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
Koi samjhao yaar
4 shrabi 1 Janaze ko Utha Kar,
2 Qabro K UprSe Ja Rahe the.
Santa-Sharm Kro Niche MurdeHe.
SHRABI-To Upr Konsa Humne WORLDCUP Utaya He.
Snta ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha,
Bnta ulta Qo latke ho,
Snta Maine SIR Dard ki GOLI khai thi
Kahi Pet me na chali jaye.
Santa school me hass raha tha,
1 ladka bola chup kar.
Santa:-Q,tum kaun ho..?
Ladka:-main moniter hun,
Santa bola:-main CPU hun...Ab bol.
In a job interview SANTA is asked:
"Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurbahai?"
Banta: Sir, maaf karna,
Mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin mujhe
2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-)
Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta
Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai
sony ya star plus laga lo,
Wo bhi achhe channel hai.
Santa shadi me bahut der se khana kha rha tha
1 aadmi:kitna khaoge?
Santa:mai khud pareshan hu yaar
Card me likha tha Dinner:7 to 11 pm
Santa ki maa:-
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui
Press reporter:
Fir apne kya kiya?
Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui,
To papa ne meri shadi karai.
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"
Santa-"Tumne itne chhote-Chhote
Baal kyun katwaye.??"
Banta-"Naai ke paas 5 rupaye
Khul-le nahin the,
To maine kaha ki chal
5 rupaye ke aur kaat de.!!"
Kidnaper:Teri biwi Mere KabzeMe h
Sboot k Taur Par Uski,
Do Ungliya Bhijwa Rha Hu,
Santa:Sabut Pakka Nahi hE,
Mundi Bhej Mundi.
Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.
Par Q?
Qki
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka
Khana Khaate Pakde Gye
aur
Kehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo kTaraf-Se Hai.
Mother:Snta Tum 18 Year ki
Lrki dekhar Shadi krlo
Santa:2 bahu lekr ghar ata h.
Mother:Kya hua?
Santa:18 ki mili nhi
To 9-9 ki 2 shadi krli.
Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de...
Announcmnt Ho Rha Tha
1Bacha Mila H JIN KA H
Aa Kar Le Jae
Santa Aaya Aur Kehne Laga,
Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.
Santa-kya yarr chal daru pike ate hai....
Banta-nahi yaar teri bibi mereko maregi..
Biwi k dudh k chai bnakr pilate hue ...


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