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~NEW~The Ultimate Chain Letter! ~NEW~

>Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and
>deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity and
>fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution.
>I also suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking
>chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
>send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on
>her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
>before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
>everyone to whom you send his ´email,´ $1000? How stupid are we?
>´Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I´ll
>get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!´ What a bunch of
>Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out
>there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain
>mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
>into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a
>chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country
>by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and which, if it makes it to the
>year 2000, will be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest
>continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
>Fuck them. If you´re going to forward something, at least send me
>something mildly amusing. I´ve seen all the send this to 50 of your
>closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
>will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being ´I don´t
>fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you´re
>actually contributing to by these forwards. Chances are, it´s your
>own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter
>that´s threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of
>your life delete it. If it´s funny, send it on. Don´t piss people
>off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no
>teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose
>only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he´ll receive if you
>forward this email, lest he end up like Miranda.
>Right? Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
>morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your

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