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Sexy & Funny msgs!!!!

Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up
the doctor said that u r rejected bcoz u dont have LUN.
Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani
hai ya bund marwani hai!!!






A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani
pregnent ho gae Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh
kar dia tha!!







One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.





Pehlay kiss karo...
phir bister per laitao...
phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...
ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......






kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........









3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna







SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins






Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!








conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!

conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?







Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila
sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P





Niple niple little star ...
can i suck you in my car ...
up above the breast so have...
always milky never dry...
let me touch it never shy...
in the bra it will be dry ...






Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.







Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge





1 Person : Season Offer Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat





1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat
pyar karney lagi. yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous
honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.







Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt
or phir bra utara aur aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.

Phir?

Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...






Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..

kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.

mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.







MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!







Boy 2 Girl..
hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha,
meri kishti waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha,
Girl 2 boy...
tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa,
wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa...







ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie






In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi











"Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS likha hai










Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!








dekho eik couple ****kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon









1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay
us ne girl se poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai
girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko
wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !













Ik Larki thi dewaani si...

Ik Larkay pe wo mar...

Kuch lena tha usay...

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi

Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....

Ye hi pocha karti thi......

Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI










A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.












Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay









Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray Bhanchod ho








3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi...
pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain...
doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain....
teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho
us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer
baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat
ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko
Lun..............










Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B"coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!








Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b"cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..
So respect the seniors!







Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . .










Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund

Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund












Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay
dalnay laga to wo boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray
pechay dalta tha...










AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI








PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay












Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day










2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
""My wife is better""
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
""U were right, your wife is better..







Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki,
Bas aap jaisa dost miljaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.





Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.











When nobody luvs u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody think about u,
every 1 ignores u,
then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think
Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai










ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga
dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.










ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.
ek admi bola helmit to utaro.
pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to
tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?





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