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Chocolate is better than sex?

Heres 20 reasons why


1. You can get plenty of chocolate
2. Chocolate satifies you even when it goes soft
3. You can safly have chocolate when your driving
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want too
5. You can have chocolate anywhere
6. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate wont mind
7. Two women can have chocolate together and not be called dykes
8. You can ask a stranger for chocolate and not get a bad reputation
9. You wont get hair in your mouthe when you suck on chocolate
10. "If you love me yourll swallow" has a real meaning with chocolate
11. With dchocolate theres no need to fake enjoyment
12. chocolate dosnt make you pregnant
13. You can have chocolate any tilme of the month
14. Your never too old for chocolate
15. When your having chocolate it dosnt keep anyone next door awake
16. Even small chocolates are good
17. You can have chocolate with the kids and not go to jail
18. Chocolate dosnt keep you awake snoring after youve had it
19. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk on monday
20. Its easy to find eight inches of chocolate!

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