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..>mxit userz lettaz 2 Fada Xmas<..

...hehehe some people..anyways read down below...

Deer Santa
i wud like a kool t0y space ranjur 4 xmas.i've ben a gud b0y all yeer
yer frend,
king drag0n (lks/gsr)

dear r0dney
nice spelling.You're on your way to lawncare.How about i send you a book so you can learn to read and spell?I'm giving your older brother the space ranger,at least he can spell.
Dear Santa
i have been a good girl all year,and the only thing i ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody.

Dear Pink Diamond
your parents smoked pot when they had you,didn't they?
Dear Santa
I don't know if you can do this,but for christmas,i'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.Please see what you can do.
Taryn(aka Bulldog)

dear Bulldog
look,your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your mom,who rides his ass constantly?it's time to give up that dream.Let me send you some legoz instead.

Dear Santa
i want a new car,a playstation2,a train,some Videogamez,a d0g,a drumkit??a p0ny??and a tuba?!?!
Love Shan0n(king cobra gsr)

dear shan0n
who names their kid "shan0n" nowadays.I'll bet you're gay.I'll set you up with a Barbie

Dear Santa
i left milk and cookies for you under the tree,and i left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor

dear Luchen
milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when i'm riding in the sleigh.You want to do me a favour?Leave me a bottle of Jack
Dear Santa
what do you do the other 364 of the year?are you busy making toys?
Your neighbourhood Darkie
King Easy Doa

Dear Elandrè
all the toys are made in China.I have a suite in Golden City where i spend most of my time making low budget porn films.I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing asses of waitresses while losing money at the roullette table.
Hey you wanted to know...
Dear Santa
Do you see us when we're sleeping,do you really know when we're awake??like in the song?
Love Tessa aka Solitude Esm

Dear Tessa
Are you really that gullible?Goodluck in whates you do.I'm skipping your house

Dear santa
I really really want a puppy this year.Please,please,please could i have one?
Clint0n aka Fearless

Dear Cliton
that whiney beggin shit may work with your folks but that crap doesn't work with me.You're getting a sweater again
Dearest Santa
we don't have a chimney in our house.How do you get into our home?
Leo aka Kraze Madir c0l

dear le0nardo
you must be thinking you're some turtle and stop calling yourself Leo,that's why you get your ass whipped in 25.Second you don't live in a house,you live in a low rent apartment complex.Third i get inside your pad just like the b0ogeyman does,through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams

*the masala version coming soon*

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