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=>santa banta jokes<=

• What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide & a virgin? One is trying to die... the other is dying to try

• Teacher: Explain Responsibility?• Doctor: You look terribly weak & exhausted! R u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Santa's wife: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

• Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.

• Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!

• The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.

• In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.

• Banta to his wife, Preeto: Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I got convinced of this once again.

• Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

• Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.

• Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?
Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa key!

• Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
• Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between luv, belief & relief.
Santa: Ur Mom is my luv, ur maid is my relief & I'm your Dad - well, that's my belief.

• Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.
Santa: I'm confused. I think shes is cold but people say she's hot.

• Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Sir ise AIDS hai. ...

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