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MXit *Jokes*

MXit stuff!!


Reasons y mxit suks

1. "Hey babe, um... wil u go out wif me?"
-Reconecting...

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2. MxIt wil b unavalible from 02h00 till 06h00
-...It means about three days in english

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3. "U gt a gf buddy?"
"yea, i love her"
"where did u meet"
"in TeenZone, chatroom 4"

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4. "The new mxit skins are out, go to tradepost and PIMP up your mobile mxiting experience"
-reali, who gives a crap?

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5. "Dude, chat 2 this doll, heres her numbuh"
-Y do i get the feeling dat shes ugly??

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6. "Im not offline, i just deleted you"

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7. "k"

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8. "k n u"

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9. "n m"

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10. "wuu2"

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11. "lol"

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12. "gd"

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13. "wanna hav 'mxit sex'?"
-"k..."

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14. "ya i got about 240-300 contacts..."
-yeah right

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15. "unable to complete operation, take a break and try again later"
-if reach that point, then u kno ur phone is crap

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16. "ladyz man is now sad"
"y u sad baby?"
"nevermind"
-attention seekers

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17. "spider, get off mxit, its bad 4 u"

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18. "Dont give out personal information and rem 2 keep your mxit pin safe"
-Why?

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19. "My child gt abducted by a peadopile she met on mxit"

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20. "i dont have chatroom mom!"
"mxit is a chatroom"
-parents nd technology

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21. "dc"

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22. "gdc"

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23. "soz, dc wat u say"

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24. "some more reconecting..."

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25. "im nt addicted 2 mxit, okay?"
-hmmmmmmm

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26. "what u doing 2nyt?"
"gonna go socialise hey..."
"where buddy?"
"TeenZone 34, wana join?"
"you betcha"

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27. (Beach)
"hey im Kat, u Piel ryt?"
"Ja, aslr?"
-then u addicted my fwend

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28. "Tradepost Treasure is back yet again with...blah...hmmm...look, a birdy...zzzz.zzzz.zzz"

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29. "hey, my fwend give me your num..."
-how many times hav we heard that one before

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30. "Fullah is now Busy"
-Then y are u even on mxit??

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31. Corrupter is now online
"hey"
"hey"
"hw u"
"k n u"
"k wuu2"
"nm u"
"nm g2g"
Corrupter is now offline

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32. "Dude cn u gt on2 mxit, i cnt?"
"yea i cn"
-again ur fne is crap

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33. "You have been invited 2 chat with TopGun"
TopGun: "hey"
You: "hey WHO ARE YOU"
TopGun: "im TopGun"
You: "no fucking way...where did u gt my numba"
TopGun: "a fwend"
You: "which fwend"
TopGun: "she said i cnt tell..."
-when u reach this point i suggest u create a new mxit profile for we all kno TopGun might jus b gud old michael jackson...wudnt want him on our mxit nw wud we??

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34: "You hav been invyted 2 chat with AK-47"
You: "Hey"
-no reply
You: "HELLO?~?~?"
-no reply
-5 days latter
AK-47: "Who u??"
You: "i dnt kno, u invyted me?!"
AK-47: "Did i, oh well, might as well delete you, bye"
You: "W8!"
AK-47 is now offline

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35. Becoz the mxit rates are so cheap, Vodacom, MTN and Cell C are losing millions - frm a sms being 80c to now 0.5c its no wonder that Vodacom, MTN and Cell C have decidied to switch off the internet gateways to prevent u to log on 2 mxit in order 4 them to try make the public rather use sms than mxit. So if u cnt log on between 7-10, thats usually coz ur network wishes 2 save money...

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36. "Awe piel watsup dawg?"
"jus at sum hectic party hey, whooo!"
"really nd u on mxit buddy?"
"um, well ja, u c, um...uhh, its boring hey..."
"right....poser!"
-a nyt out clubing on mxit

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37: "dude, did u jus tune with badgirl02??? Im gona fuck u up man!"
"oh yeah? Well, ur mom!"
"im gona tell all my mates 2 invyt u on mxit nd mess u up man!"
"well so wil i, nd ur mom use the vibrator funtion on mxit"
"k"
"k"
"fu"
"u2"
"btch"
"fcka"
"h8u"
"u2"
"k"
-fight fight fight!!

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38: "ja so chk u 2nyt baby, love ya mwa"
-ag he LOVES me, maybe he gona ask me out
-er...NO!

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39: "ah angel i think u so amazing, ur so beautiful and gorgeous and i kno any guy wud want a gal lyk u! U make me so happy and i love u soo much my angel bunny!! Mwa mwa mwa"
"k"
-dump her please

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40: "hawo:)"
"um, hey? Who u?"
"a horny guy"
"um, ok? Where u gt my numba frm?"
"see, if u go 2 sandton shopping centre toilets on the 3rd level on the 2nd last cubical frm the ryt, there it says: call me 4 a spank, 082 345 6789...so u want me 2 pick u up at bout 6pm baby?"
-and nt surprisingly, yet again del him

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41: "HEY IM LISTENING 2 SUCH A KWL SNG BABY!"
"wat sng angel?"
"DUNNO WAT ITS CALLED"
"wel hw does it go swtie pie"
"NA NA DA DA NANANA DA NA NDA NA, kno it my baby?"
"um...ja sure love!"
-mxit love sngs, ag they so original

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42. Dad:
-"Piel, stop watching mxit"
-"Stop luking at mxit"
-"Stop playing mxit"
-"Stop mxiting"
-"Stop listening to mxit"
Piel:
"k"

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43. "Eh babes go 2 menu and press menu 95 very quickly!"
-babygal is now offline

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44. "Tell me sumthing"
-get off mxit plz, u gt nothing 2 talk about nd u wasting the battery of my phone

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45. "The mxit service is currently very busy, please wait a while nd log on later"
-where is the rum gone?


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