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@ Grin House Effects

ShArE Ür GrEeN j0keS.
EmAiL tHEm t0:

-=*viSit tHis siTe*=-

B0y: mis, kagatin k0 sus0 u bgyan kita 10mily0n..
Mis: cge!
B0y: <dinilaan, sinusuhan, sinabunutan>
Mis: 0, bkit d u knagat?
Boy: hehe... Ala ako pera eh.
*Sender: Sheb00m

BF: babe,d me mk2l0g, pde b sex tay0?
GF: indi pwede! Nu tingin u ung sakin? Sleepin pils!?
*Sender: sugarbabes

Mrs1: 0h mare,bt k umiiyak?
Mrs2: Ng-away kmi ni pare,gust0 nya sex kme style as0, tumanggi ak0!
Mrs1: Msarap nman un ah?
Mrs2: Masarap nga,kas0 gust0 nya s kalsada!
*Sender: granny

BF: Babe,pwede b tayo mgsex ngayn?
GF: Ndi pwd, punta me obgyne bukas eh.
BF: <isip m0de.,tagal>
BF: Babe, per0 d k punta Dentist bukas nu?
*Sender: melj

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17.A cucumber won't need to be sucked off.
18.A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
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22.All cucumbers are fresh and juicy.
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