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Real womb´s

Welcome to real womb´s with cack-hole smelly and long haired gimp boy.

(´;´)\\ On today´s show we´ll be seeing what we can do with jordan´s well stretched out penis munching muff.
//(´;´)\\ What i want right is ta be able to feel like a virgin again init. At the mo ive got a job feeling half a leg of lamb in me.
<(´;´)> Ok i think we´ll use a little mdf to create a tight box for you and maybe use these two aircraft nose cone´s to boost your boob´s.
//(´;´)\\ Wow! That sounds really classy dunnit. Im all moist jus thinking about it.
*4 hours later*
(´;´)\\ Ok now it time for the first look at jordan´s new mott. Ok here we go 3-2-1
//(´;´)\\ Its lovely, its all tight and i dont need to use heavy duty tape to hold my beef curtain´s up. Only problem is why are my pube´s green with a white spot in the middle?
<(´;´)> Oh thats just a little designer touch to make footballer´s feel at home when they go down in the box. Do you have a mirror i can use darling? The wind has moved a hair i think.
(´;´)\\ Well we hope you enjoyed the show. Untill next time g´night.

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