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Internet Humour II

1:-) Just ten years back before the computer age:
An APPLICATION was for employment.
A PROGRAM was a TV program.
WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.
A KEYBOARD was a piano.
MEMORY was something you lost with age.
COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.
LOG ON was adding wood to fire.
A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on road.
CUT you did with scissors.
PASTE you did with glue.
A WEB was a spider´s home.
And a VIRUS was flu !

2:-( IT profile of Indian Gods:
BRAHMA - System installer
VISHNU - System supporter
SHIVA - Crash specialist
NARADA - Data transferer
APSARA - Downlosdable viruses
RAKSHASA - Hackers
RAM - Single user specialist
HASTINAPUR - Silicon valley
BHIMA - Mainframe
Draupadi - Web server free access
SHAKUNI - Bill Gates!

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