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If men truly ran the world.....

1:-) Birth control would come in alf or lager!
2:-( Tanks would be far easier to rent!
3;-) Garbage would take itself out!
4:-D Instead of BEER BELLY, you would get beer biceps!
5:-l Valentine´s day would be moved to Feb 29 so that it would only occur in leap years!
6:-) People would never talk about how fresh they felt!
7:-( Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again!
8;-) Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation!
9:-D The funniest guy in the office would get to be the CEO!
10:-l Instead of a fancy expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a card saying U R #1 !
11:-) Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to I LOVE YOU!
12:-( SORRY I AM LATE would be an acceptable response to tardiness!
13;-) St. Patrick´s Day would be celebrated every month!

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