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Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNa


Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai, baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte, Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraywnge
(From:Athrav - baroda)

ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
(From:pooja - jaipur)
ek ladki thi dewani si mobile lekar ghumti thi shama ke ghabra ke wo kuch karti rahti thi jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on kaise hota hai
(From:KAPIL - DELHI)

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
(From:shree patil - bhusawal)

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
(From:Failure - Baroda) Funny sms Shayari

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
(From:Mayank Shekhar - Dalmianagar)

ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........ HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI.....
(From:RAUT MAYANK - GYANODAYA,CHANDI,NALANDA,BIHAR)

santa:itna sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe hai? banta:gol karne ke liye. santa:sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
(From:rahul - ring road) Funny sms Shayari

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji.(From:Sagar Singh Tomar - Balaghat (M.P.))

7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the, ek adami ake bola, Sadhuji kya karu Ladakiya Line nahi deti? Sadhu: Chote sadhu see Gutkeshwar ek chatai aur lagao.
(From:Anil - Bhusawal)

gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche se bola tum uper kya kar rahe ho gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu hathi:magar ye aam ka ped hai gadha:pata hai main ganna saath me laya hun
(From:sopan - pune)

sardar apne noukar ko bola garden me pani daal.Naukar bola barish ho rahi hai,Sardar : Sale kam chor chatri pakdke daal
(From:aryan - mumbai))

sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai :)
(From:Amar - Chennai)) Funny sms Shayari

Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha
(From:ABY - PUNE))

Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye**
Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche ke beta ab utrega kaise.
(From:manish - Gurgaon)

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

(From:GOLAM KIBRIA - KOLKATA)

dil main basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab yaad aati hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
(From:siddhesh parab - lalbaug) Funny sms Shayari

Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.... Ghar me tere roz Dange honge.... Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..
(From:pravin_kapur05@yahoo.com - nanded)

ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST OPERATION HAY SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA
(From:DEEPAK SHARMA - RAIPUR CHATTISGARH))

MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA (From:ANAND - MUMBAI)
(From:haresh - )

Boys send messege to girl : If u dont mind mai tumhe ek baat punchhu? dekho gussa mat hona? Will U ...... ..... ..... Girl replies: Yes I will Kill u.
(From:Deepraj - Ratnagiri)

Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai, sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...
(From:Omar - Unknown))

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar.. Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...! Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..? Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
((From:Omar - Unknown))

aaj tum DIL maango,de denge,JIGAR maango de denge,JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!
(From:girija - chandrapur)

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
((From:Shahid Shaikh - jalgaon))

dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna
(From:ujala - lahore)

Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?
(From:deepak - delhi)

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy POLA!!!

agar aap hoshiyaar hai to mere sawal ka jawab ha ya na main dena kya tumhe pagalpan ke daure padna band ho gaya?**
tum hasate bahut ho,man ko bhate bahut ho ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par ,par kambakht tum khate bahut ho**
(From:nishant - nagpur)

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya
uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.


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