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I have come to the conclusion that i must be nocturnal.
No matter what i do i can never get to sleep - at night.
It can get really boring being the only nocturnal human you know.
The only other living thing i know of dat is nocturnal is my lil bro´s pet hamster.
and while it may be cute , its a vicious bastard and isn´t that great at keeping me amused.
So now you see my problem!
and whoever came up with the idea of counting sheep to get to sleep needs help.
more than i do. just. how is countin sheep suppose to help anyway?
and what if you have a fear of sheep? its definately not going to help then is it!
you´d end up having nightmares and never wanting to go sleep again! hardly a cure!
well suffice to say that i have tired EVERYTHING to try and go to sleep at nite and nothing works!
Theres only one thing that can put me to sleep . The Sun.
(the big orangey red ball of fire in the sky-not the paper, although it was close!)

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