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Nothing is permanent in this world,

not even our TROUBLES.

So keep on enjoying life. Don't loose smile at any time even in sleep.
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Pahle khat k badle taar ata tha,Ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha,Ab to padh kar DELETE karte hai SMS ko,Ek waqt tha har sms ka jawab aata tha..
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Har Kisi K Dil Me
Raz Hota He
Har Kisi K Jine Ka
Andaz Hota He
Jab Hm Sochte He K
Aap Hamare Dost He To
Hume Apni Kismat Pe
Naz Hota He
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Neend jab muje agosh me leti hai
apka chehra nigaho me bus jata hai
1dum se meri ankh khul jati hai
or Dil se ye awaz aati hai MUMMY "BHOOT"
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Jise kabhi na chuka sako wo LOAN hain hum
Jo bajti rahe wo TONE hai hum
Is sms ki duniya ke DON hai hum
Ab to pehchn gaye na ki KAUN hai hum
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O"SMS" Mere"DOST"ko Hello kehna "SAVE"kare to shukriya kehna "DELETE"kare to maaf karna, Aur agar padhkar hame yaad kare to" AMAN" ka salam" kehna.
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Bhulenge nahi apko ye kaise yakin dilaye,
Apki Dosti ki ahmiyat kya he ye kaise samjaye,
D¡p
Aasman se unchi he Dosti apni,
Is 6ote se sms me apko kaise bataye.
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Tujhe udas kar k khud b rona tha,
Ye hadsa b kabhi to hona tha,
Wo mujhe todkar phir jodta raha aksar,
Me uske vaaste jaise koi khilona tha.
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1 divas hasta hasta sagar e nadi ne puchyu. Kya sudhi aam malti rahis mane?Nadi hasi ane jawab apyo-jya sudhi tara ma MITHAS nahi ave tya sudhi....
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Meri
maut
k
baad
kasam
hai
tumhe

meri kabr pe mat aana

Kyoki

Maine
suna
hai
tum

AGARBATTIYA
chura lete ho

Agarbatti chor
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Most Frndshps r like delicate flowers,eventually dey dry n die..
I however,am a cactus;
I'll always be poking U so dat U rembr me always.
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Thalaam namttey. Ye 1 aita mathage hai jo atthe bhale intaan to totla bana deta hai. Aap laath toshish talo phil b aite hi palo de.Tesa totla bnaya?
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Kehne k liye shabd nahi hmare pass,bhejne k liye SMS nahi hmare pass,magar aap apna khayal rakhana Qk itna pyra DOST dusra nhi he hmare pass
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APNE RAB SE BS YEHI ILTEJA MERI
TERE QAREEB ZAMANE KI KOI KHUSHI NA LAGE
TU ROYA KARE UTH K CHANDNI RAATO ME
KHUDA KARE TERA MERE BAGAIR JI NA LAGE
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Time table of girl week?

Mon-watch boy.

Tue-propose.

Wed-marriage.

Thu-honeymoon.

Fri-divorce.

Sat-take rest.

Sun-search next kuri.
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Subah
Subah
Suraj
Ka
Sath
Ho,
Parindon
Ki
Aawaz
Ho,
Hath
Main
Tea,
Or

Yaadon
Main
Aap
Ho,

Us
Khush
Numa
Subah
Ki
Kia
Baat
Ho,
-
Good morning
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Teri yaad bhi kamal karti he,
Kaise kaise Muzse sawaal karti he,
Ek pal ko tanha nahin karti muze,
Teri yaad bhi mera kitna khayal karti he.
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Remember to remember Me,
forget to forget me,
even if u try to remember to forget me,
i wil never forget to remind u to remember me.
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Dosti ki hai kabhi BHULNA nahi,
Apna Gum kabhi hamse CHUPANA nahi,
Jitna bhi SATANA hai SATAO,
Lekin is RISHTE ko bhula na nae.
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boy: aunty y was uncle lying on u last nite?

aunty: he was checking my temperature

boy: did he get it right
i saw d thermometer leaking..
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Hamne bhi kabhi pyaar kiya tha,
Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
Badal gayi jindagi tab,
Jab usne kaha arey pagal maine to mazak kiya tha.....!
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Har Majboori Se
Ladna Sikh Lo.
Har Gum K Sath
Jeena Sikh Lo.
Busy Hum Bhi
Kam Nahi.
Par Hamari Tarah
Dosto Ko Yaad Karna
Sikh lo..
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Yad vo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai,yad vo nahi jo ruswai me aati hai,yad to vo chiz hai,jo lakho ki bhid me bhi tanha kar jati hai.
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Raat Ko Chupke Se Aati Hai 1 PARI,

Kuch Khushiyon K Sapne Lati Hai Pari,

Kehti Hai Sapno K Aagosh Me Kho jaao,

Bhul K Saare Gum Chupke Se So Jaao...!
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Bhulenge nahi apko ye kaise yakin dilaye,
Apki Dosti ki ahmiyat kya he ye kaise samjaye,
Aasman se unchi he Dosti apni,
Is 6ote se sms me apko kaise bataye.gdmg
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Raste aise ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,nazare aisi ho jo dekhne ko majbur kare,Jab maut ka daaman thamna chahe koi,sathi aisa ho jo jeene ko majbur kare..
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Luv grows by giving.
The luv we giv away is d only luv we keep
The only way 2 retain luv is 2 giv it away.
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5vi pass me shahrukh ne muze pu6a

'India me aisa kon hai jo 15 din me ek baar nahata he?'

dosti ki kasam 5 crore thukra diye magar tera Nam Nahi Bataya...
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Meri
maut
k
baad
kasam
hai
tumhe

meri kabr pe mat aana

Kyoki

Maine
suna
hai
tum

AGARBATTIYA
chura lete ho

Agarbatti chor
***
hum yad rahe to thik wrna bhula dena
ho gai khta humse 2 saza dena
wase 2 hum hai khali kagaz k tarah
likha jaye to thik wrna jaladena
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Jine k liye hasna sikho,
hasne k liye hamare msg padhna sikho,
mumkin nahi msg mile har waqt,
jab na mile to kabhi aapbhi hame msg karna sikho.../Miss u\
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What is difference between-
1. girlfriend,
2. Lover,
3. wife
4. EX girlfrend.

simple...yaar

1. prepaid,
2. postpaid,
3. Lifetime,
4. Coin box.!.
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Possible slogans for promoting Condoms:
1. You can't go wrong if u shield your ding dong.
2. She won't get sick if u wrap your Dic..Enjoy
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Sardar:Je me mar gaya to tu duja byah karegi?
Srdarni:Na,Me to apni behan nal relungi,Par je me mar gai fer?
Sardar:Fer ki me v teri behan nal hi reh lunga.!!
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Yar kal
MERE
MOBILE
KA
BIRTH DAY
HAI.
AAP
CHAHE
TO
GIFT
SAMAJKAR
ISME
111 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO.bhagwan ne chaha to agle mahine fir se b'day manayenge.
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CallGirl: Dr.My hole is 2 big
Dr.looks d hole & says:Oh! My gudness,gudness..
CallGrl: Why r u repeating words?
Dr.: nahi awaz gunj rahi thi..
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Boss:Ek achcha mirror leke aao jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de ..
sardar:boss nahi mila me sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikhayi diya..
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Aap k payar ko salam kiya hai.

jine ka har andaz apke naam kiya hai.

mang lijiye us khuda se aj kuch bhi.

kyoki humne apni har mannat ko apke naam kiya hai
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BETTU:tirak dekhakar tum kapte kyo ho?

mittu:1 tirak dirayvr meri beve lekar bag gaya tha?

har bar lagta hai jese usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Gud 9T
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In English Good Night
In Hindi Shubh Ratri
In Urdu Shabba Khair
In Kannad Yara Nadi
In Telgu Pandanko po
but We R in Rajshthan so in Marwari
"Pad Ja Gudra Me.'
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Mahobbat meri unko bekaraar karegi,
Har_dhadkan_ Unka Hi intazar karegi,
Humne to Unse Aisa pyaar kiya hai,
ki bewafai bhi sou bar soch k waar karegi.
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Asaman k Tare Puchte he kya Tume Aaj B Intajar he Uske Laut Aane ka?
Or Dil Muskura k kehta k Muje to ab bB Yakin nhi Uske Chale jane ka.
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Utra tha chand hamare aangan me,par sitaro ko ye gavara na tha,ham to sitaro se bhi bagavat kar lete,par kya kare..chand hi hamara na tha...
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Aankho k kinare bhige nahi:to wo samjte hai k hum roye nahi,puchte hai kal sapne me kisko dekha:Wo kya jane k hum ek arse se soye nahi.('.')
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Tujhe udas kar k khud b rona tha,
Ye hadsa b kabhi to hona tha,
Wo mujhe todkar phir jodta raha aksar,
Me uske vaaste jaise koi khilona tha.
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Sapne saare tod kar baithe hai, diL k armaan chhod kar baithe hai, na kijiye humse wafa ki baatien, abhi-abhi diL k tukde jod kar baithe hai...
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Asaman k Tare Puchte he kya Tume Aaj B Intajar he Uske Laut Aane ka.?
Or Dil Muskura k kehta k Muje to ab bB Yakin nhi Uske Chale jane ka...
g'nt frnd.
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Amar 2 Priya- Kya hua Tujhe Ye Mitti Kyu Khod rahi hai?

Priya-
Papa ne bola Mene unka naam Mitti me mila diya hai.Wohi Dhund raha hoon.
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Woh gori he uski zulfe he kali

Wo pari he ya pariyo ki rani

Uski har baat he nirali per kya karo

Yaro wo larki kisi aur ne patali
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"All beautiful things start from the heart.
All bad things start 4m the mind".Never let the mind rule ur heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind.
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Son:Me School nahi jaunga.
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga.
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.
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Wo Sabhi Laut Ayenge Apki Zindgi Me,
Jinka Intezar Apko Aaz Bhi Hai..
Mana Waqt Ne Ki Hai Bewfai Apse,
Par Humari Duwao Me Asar Aaj Bhi Hai.
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Teri Dosti ne diya SAKOON itna
K tere baad koi ACHA n lage
Tujhe krni hai BEWAFAAYI to is ada se kr
K tere baad koi BEWAFAA n lage
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"Care for the one who shares with U, share with the one who knows U, know the one who misses U, miss the one who wishes the best for u.
Gud mrning n hav a nice day
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Jante ho. .

Raat me. . .

Sabse zyada. . . .

Maza.

Kab aata hai

Jab kisi sote huye dost ko jagakar kaha jaye..
GOOD NIGHT..
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Late night message doesnt means that
I m disturbing u.

It means that
u R
the best person about whom I m thinking before closing my eyes...:-)
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Din me deepak jalaane se kya hoga,
raakh me aag lagaane se kya hoga,
jab aapko aati nahi humaari yaad,
to aapko yaad dilaane se kya hoga.
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Aa Janam Ni Bazi To Tame Mari Gaya. Tamari Aa Ek Adaa Par Ame Vaari Gaya. Sacha Dil Thi Temne Prem Karva Gaya Ane Ena Prem Ma Aakhi Jindagi Ame Hari Gaya.***
Teacher whats the spelling of peniis ?

A Girl : o my god.... its so easy.... but exactly yaad nahi a raha..... Kal raat ko hi mere muh me tha..
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Angry man sent SMS 2 father-in-law
"UR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
Smart father-in-law replies
"WARRANTY IS EXPIRED MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"...;-)
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Mantriji aapki biwi maa banne wali hai.
Mantri soch me pad gaya
Kya ...


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