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ANLIMITED SMS

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Life is KismatKonection ven it ends JaneTuYaJaneNa so Lets do ThodaPyrThodaMagic who knws LoveStory 2050 cms in ur Life n mks ur Life Jannat
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Life is KismatKonection ven it ends JaneTuYaJaneNa so Lets do ThodaPyrThodaMagic who knws LoveStory 2050 cms in ur Life n mks ur Life Jannat
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WEDDING CARD
Bhagwan chodanath
Ke aseem balatkar se
Smt & Sri Muthmar ji ke Bete Sukhe Lu nd ka Vivah
bhosad devi ki putri Kali cho ot se hona hai
Is Balatkari kand mein aap jaise chodu bhagat saadar aamantrit hein

SCHEDULE

Lund pakdai -9 a.m
Chot pe svari -8 p.m
Hwas ka nanga nach -9 p.m
Choot Lund ke phere-11 p.m
Balatkar-lagn anusar
Balatkari choot ko chodne ke liye apna lund khud laye.
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Ek din kisi ne poocha
"Vaade" & "Yaade"
me kya rista hai

Jawab mila
"Vaade" insaan

todta hai,

Par "Yaade"insaan ko

todati hai.
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Dil ki gaheraiyo me rakhte h aapko,
hardam palko pe bithake rakhte h aapko
Hamare dil ki dhadkane to suno
HAR dhadkane se yaad karte h aapko
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Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa...
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Peete nhi fir B Teri Yaad me Maikhane jane lge,

Aap hi Sochiye Kitne Pyare hain Aap.,. Jo Bhagwan ko Chhod kr Hum Apki Kasam Khane lge.
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D importance of 'UNITY' explained at it's best:

wat did one leg of a woman tell d other-

UNITED we r saved, Divided we r Fu*kedd" ;-)
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A Kya Kholti Tu,
A Kya Me Kholu
Sun,
Suna,
Kholti Kya Panti Bra?
Kya Karu Kholke Ye Panty Bra,
Nikalunga,
Dalunga,
Hilaunga,
Pregnant,
Karunga
Or Kya...
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On Honeymoon d girl found her husband has 1 wooden leg
She msgd 2her mom: My husband has 1 foot
Mom replied:Gr8!Ur Father has only 2 inch
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Salma:ammi, kya bacche wahin se nikalte hain jaha mard dalte hai?
Ammi:ha
Salma:ya allah,to kya mere bacche teen teen jagah se niklenge
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3 sardarji talking about AIDS.1:me to condom k bina karta nahi hu,2:me to ungli me bhi condom pahenta hu,3:me to bilkul risk nahi leta padosi se karvata hu.
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1sardar clinic me ro rha tha dusre ne puchha kyo rote ho?wo bola blood test ke liye ungli kat dali. dusra or bhi joro se rone lga bola mera to urine test hai..
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People die younger because God loves them so much.But you are still on earth.
because there is someone who loves you more than God
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Kalpana Na Hati K Prem Thase
Dil Bhinjaye Enu Naam Ulfat Hase
Have SwargNi Galion Na Swapno Sha Mate??
Jyan Tame Haso Tyanj Jannat Thase.
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Wen d heart is brokn n tide is low,wen its hard 2 find a place 2 go,a word wit a frnd wil set u free.Those words can b urs n frnd can b ME..
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Rat ka andera,suba ki rosni me badl gaya.Tere khabo ka pehra tere khyalo me badl gaya.Ab to yad kar le ki tuj bin ek pal sadiyo me badl gay....
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A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her ifu had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger.Kid is puzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?
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Arz kiya hai..
Sardar ka janaza kabar m pada hai
Sardar ka janaza kabar m pada hai
Haddiyan gal gayi,par lun d abhi b khada hai
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Itna Na Muskurao, Ke Phoolon Ko Khabar Lag Jaye, Ke Kare Woh Tumhari Tareef, Aur Tumhe Nazar Lag Jaye.
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Dosti to rone muskurane ka nam he,Gairon k gam apnane ka nam he,kisike dilko mat todna dosti me, dosti to khud haar kar dost ko jitane ka nam he
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If You Love Some One ,
' Show It '... It is Better Than To ' Tell It '....
If You Hate Someone ,
' Tell It '... It is Better Than ' Showing It '......!
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Ishq karne ka usne sila hume khub diya, dil de ke hume gulam kar liya. Aise ishq kiya zalim ne, ke zinda hote hue bhi zinda laash bana diya.
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3 Facts of Life:
Gareeb aur Bobs hamesha dabate he
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khada ho jate hi.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti he.
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Dil Se Teri Yad Ko Juda To Nhi Kia
Rakha Jo Tujhe Yad Bura To Nhi Kia
Hum Se Log Hain Naraz KisLiye
Hum Ne Kabi Kisi Ko Khafa To Nhi Kia..?
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Jine ke liye dhadkan ki zarurat hai
har dhadkan ko 1dil ki zarurat hai
har dil ko khushi ki zarurat hai
or khush rahne ke liye muj jaise dost ki zarurat hai
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PREM Na 1rar Sathe Kaik To Nato Hoy 6,
Lakh'NAA'Hova 6ta 1 HA' Hoy 6,PREMIYO Jyare Male 6 Tyare Kai BOLATU Nathi,
Pan JUDAI Ma Kevani LAKHO Vato Hoy 6
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Har kisi ko pyaar mile to kaisa ho
har dil me pyaar ho to kaisa ho
barso se pyar ki misaal deta hai Taj Mahal
har gali me tajmahal ho to kaisa ho?
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Ladki wale:
beta drink karte ho?
ha
cigarate?
ha
jua/satta?
ha
danga fasad?
ha

sari nagative point kuch positive b hai?
ha
HIV.. (",)
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If sum1 throws a stone at u, u throw a flower at him.Even if again he throws stone, dont get angry,
throw a flower pot on him.
New Gandhigiri!!!!
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Unki tasveer ko seene se lga lete he
Is tarah judai ka gam bhula lete he
Kabhi kahi zikr jo hojaye unka
To haskar bheegi palke jhuka lete he
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2 man ki wife car chalana sikh rahithi.
1st man: meri wif to rat ko mera lu nd pakad ke hi gear badalti he.
2nd: meri to tang uthake
bolti he 5 ltr. dalde.
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BOY meets his dad in RED LIGHT AREA.
BOY:papa aap yahan?
fathr: Bas beta ab 200-300 rupye ki cheez k liye teri maa ke nakhre nahi sahe jate.
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Chand ki chandni shayd feekey padh jae fulo ki khushbu shayd kam padh jae par hmaree dosti mahktee Rhegee shayad jindagi ke lamhe kam pad jaYe
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Don't Only B a Friend with sum1 who makes u happy.. B a Friend with sum1 who cannot B happy without u. Good Morning!!
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Ae dil na dhadak itni zor se
Kahi awaz unhe sun na jae
Vo dhadkno ki zuban $amajhane lage he.(';')
Kahin dil k raz khul na jaye.
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Raju-Papa,aaj se school me 1period"SEX EDUCATION"ka b shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa-V.good.Lekin tum hila kyon rahe ho?
Raju-Homework Kar raha hu.
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Ladka:Hum 25 bhai behen hain
Ladki:Kya aapke ghar family planning wale nai aate?
Ladka:Aaye the par school samjh k wapas chale gaye.

Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch, Flowers r 2 smell &2 pluck, Niples r 2 play &2 suc, Women r 2 luv &2 fuc,
All these r free but all depends on LUCK.
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Sex in sanskrit: Chumban chumban alaap chumban, golam dabe golam chume hare hare..Jungle phadam,lingam daalam..Aanandam anandam hare hare.
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Nadaan hai woh log jo kehte hai ki CHUT pe Baal hai,

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.

.

Arre yeh to LUND Ko Fasane ke liye Bichhaya gaya JAAL hai..
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In 1975, 3 Birds were flying and suddenly Died and fell down.

Why?


Why?

why?

so simple....




Remember
In SHOLAY, Gabbar had shot 3 Bullets in Air.
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<('.')>
/"/
./"L
Sumtims my
MIND asks...
Y I MISS U?
Y I CARE 4U?
Y I REMEMBER U?
Y I SMS U SO MUCH?
Den my HEART answerd.
MENTAL patients need more care.
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How to activate sex card.
Open A bra
Press the nipple,Scratch the panty,Insert the penis,A sweet sound(uei-maa..)will confirm the activation...call unlimited
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Ye Duniya ki Gar Diwar Na Hoti,
Meri Duniya Mein Tum Shamil They.
Aapki Judayi Ka Kamaal Hai ye Shayari,
Warna Hum kahan iske kabil They.
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Jiko.koya.koya. SMS karenge hum 1 duje
ko bari bari
HameLagti hai ye rasm badi
pyari
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms
bhej dena
kyuki hame bilkul
pasnd nhi udhari
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Paigham to ek bahana tha irada to aapko yaad delana tha aap yaad kare ya na kare koi baat nahi par aapki yaad humey satati hai.(DOST) bas itna hi batana tha.
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Aap Na Hote To Hum Kho Gaye Hote.Apni Zindgi Se Ruswa Ho Gaye Hote. Ye To Aapko GOOD NIGHT Kahne Ke Liye jaag Rahe Hai Varna Hum To Kabke So Gaye Hote
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Pyari si.
sweet si.
neend k bad.
rat k kuch hasin lamho k bad.
subah k kuch naye sapno k sath.
duniya me kuch apno k sath.
apko pyara sa.
sweet sa.
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G !""\/""!
U ! !\/!ORNING
D !__! ! !
!"! !"!
! >< AVE
!__! !_!
/\
/ NICE
/_/"\_\
!'""-_
! () AY
! __-
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Kuch log Yado Ko dil ki tasvir banate he
Dosto Ki yado me mehfil sajate he
Hum thode alg he
Humko yad krne se phle hum apni yad dilate he.
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Sambha: Sardar thakur ka kya karna hai.
Gabbar: kuchh nahi,dono haath kaat do aur roz 3-4 blue film dikhao. Saala tadap tadap k apne aap hi mar jaayega...
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Peniss is better thn CreditCard coz
acepted worldwide auto reload no limit on use
needs no authorization no need 2 swipe jus wipe aftr use
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Agar dunia me kuch karke dikhana hai to, Sun meri baat...Hathi ke oper ulta khada hokar photo khicha aur photo ko ulta karke dunia ko dikha.
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Hamein apna samjhne walo ka shukria
Hamein zindagi dene walo ka shukria
2 kadam chal kar sath chhod jate hain sab
Hamein hamesha yaad rakhne walo ka shukriya...
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GOOD NIGHT -
"G"o to bed,
"O"ff the light,
"O"ut of tension,
"D"reams come,
"N"ice sleep,
"I"gnore worries,
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day
for"T"omorow.
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ZINDAGI LAMBI HAI DOST BANATE RAHO,DIL MILE NA MILE, HATH MILATE RAHO,TAJMAHAL BANANA COSTLY PADEGA,PAR HAR GALI ME MUMTAJ BANATE RAHO.
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Khoon se likh diya har Deewar par Uska naam,
or tod di har diwar jis par likha tha
uska naam
Kyou ki..



"SPELLING MISTAKE THI"
"YAAR"
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1 chokro chokri jova gayo. Vaat karwa alag room lai gaya. Chokro - pesab karvanu kya che ? Chokri (sharmaene) pehla tame batawo.
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Punjabi Biwi and Marwadi Biwi me kya fark hai.. Der se aane pe Punjabi ko Garam biwi aur thandi Roti milti h.aur Marwadi ko Garam Roti aur thandi Biwi.
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Bra:He almost squeezed lyf out of me
Panty:He almost ripped me apart
Nightie:Wil u 2 plz b quiet I'm trying 2 take a nap.I'v been up all nyt
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