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We all love jokes. It's a nice thing to send anyone. Here are some nice jokes to collect...



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~1~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


A girl ask a hujur, can I kiss a boy? Hujur: Astagfirulla! Girl: can I kiss my boyfriend? Hujur: Naojubilla. Girl: can I kiss u? Hujur: Alhamdulillah!!!


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~2~
(language : english , rating : 8)


Some realties of love:
u love someone u marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband and the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id.


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~3~
(language : english , rating : 7.5)


A newly married girl got 1st class in B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - BRISTI FIRST CLASS IN BED !!


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~4~
(language : english , rating : 7)


He said...Do u love me just coz of my father left me a fortune?
She said...No stupid! I'd love u no matter who left u the money!


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~5~
(language : english , rating : 8)


Bujurg was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke! Which is 18 years old.


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~6~
(language : english , rating : 9)


It is difficult to understand God, he makes such beautiful things as woman and then he turns them into wives.


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~7~
(language : english , rating : 8)


What is the similarity between Circus and a beautiful girls heart?
ANS : both have space for one more clown...


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~8~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Never think of the past,it brings tears
Never think of the future,it brings fears
live life in the present and drink chilled beers...


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~9~
(language : english , rating : 9)


True love is like a pillow.U could hug it whenever u r in trouble. U could cry on it when u r in pain, u could embrace it when u r happy....
Want true love? Easy! Spend 1 dollar, buy a pillow.


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~10~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous,attractive,terrific, cute, fabulous...
I stare, i smile and
when i get tired.... i put down the mirror!!


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