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:::NAUGHTY~SMS:::

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Here are some kicking ass naughty sms.It will help you to show your damn badness to other bad asses.



:::special naughty sms:::



~1~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


A man said to his doctor "everytime i look in the mirror i get an erection." The doctor said " That's because u look like a cunt."


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~2~
(language : english , rating : 8.2)


On ur birthday this sms 4 u
"full form of CONDOM"
C-CONFIDENTIAL

O-ORNAMENT

N-NEEDED FOR

D-DOMESTIC

O-OCCASION AFTER

M-MARRIAGE"


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~3~
(language : english , rating : 7.9)


Shes down on her knees
eager to please.
wid a trob,of her nob
in her gob,
with a tingle in her belly,
her leg turns to jelly,
coz shes doing a good job!


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~4~
(language : english , rating : 7.2)


how about you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up?


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~5~
(language : english , rating : 8.6)


(_!_)an arse
(__!__)fat arse
(!)tight arse
(_?_)dumb arse
(_*_)sore arse
(_zz_)tired arse
(_e=mc2_)smart arse
(_x_)kiss my arse


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~6~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Kisses are blown,
kisses are wasted!
Kisses arent kisses,
unless it is tasted!
Kisses spread germz,
germz are hated!
So kiss me babe
i am facinated!!


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~7~
(language : english , rating : 7.9)


When i was young, i begged God for a bike. But God doesnt work that way. So i stole a bike and begged for forgiveness.


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~8~
(language : english , rating : 9.1)


Whats the difference between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: when u pull a curtain it means that the show is over. But when u pull a panty it means that the show begins....


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~9~
(language : english , rating : 7.9)


E I D => 'E'njoy with 'I'ncredible 'D'arling..May your life get inspired by this abbroviation & all other badness of the "E I D" Eid Muba... Ha ha ha ..Ruk.


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~10~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Husband: kamon lage?
Wife: valo.
H: betha lage?
W: Na, aram pai.
H: Beshi boro nato?
W: Nah, thik ase.
H: Tahole sandle ta kinei nao.


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