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~1~
(language : english , rating : 9.0)





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~2~
(language : english , rating : 8.9)


What does a Bangladeshi MAN usually say after sex?
I LOVE YOU? Wrong!
THAT WAS GREAT?
Wrong!!
I LOVE IT?
Wrong again!!!
The correct answer:
"Aamar lungi koi?"


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~3~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


I am ur real friend.
if u give me 1, i'll return u 10.
if u give me a pen, i'll return u train.
if u give me ur girlfriend, i'll return u with some children....


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~4~
(language : hindi , rating : 8.8)


Kiss-height of luv
Nipple-peak of luv
Boobs-shape of luv
Penis-length of luv
Pussy-depth of luv
Ass-base of luv
Testicles-weight of luv
Fuck-experience of luv
Masturbation-substitute of luv
Condom-care of luv
Sperm-cream of luv
Marriage-mistake of luv Pregnancy-proof of luv
Child-outcome of luv.


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~5~
(language : Bangla , rating : 7.6)


Mone pore! amader 1st dekha?
Ami train er janala khullam, tumar chokhe chokh porlo,tumi amar dike takale, amar dike hat barale, Bolle Sir 2da poisa diben?


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~6~
(language : english , rating : 8.8)


If u want a sexy girl,plz go down>



try again >




sorry.try again>




one more plz>




shiiiii,.1 ta sexy girl er jonno tui ato niche namte parli.
Shiiii.


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~7~
(language : Bangla , rating : 7.9)


Ekhon theke Mr chowdhury chudben. Mrs chowdhuryo kom jaben na. Alal chudbe. Dulal o chudbe. Pappu aar pinki to ekhon sharakhon chodachudi korbe. Emonki haat-mara mofij o ekhon chudbe. Amader raju chudbe,Amaer rani chudbe. Valentine day upalokkhe condom er dam komeche. Ekhon to sara Bangladesh chudbe.


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~8~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Once a girl went 2 Moulana.
Girl:can i sleep with my boyfriend?
Moulana:naujubilla.
Girl:can i kiss him?
Moulana:astagferulla.
Girl:can i sex with u?
Moulana:bismilla.


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~9~
(language : english , rating : 7.9)


Am pata jora jora tippo dudu dokabo bara ore magi penti sora asche amar pagla bara pagla bara khepece mal chore mereche. Oof santi lagasha.


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~10~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Husband: kamon lage?
Wife: valo.
H: betha lage?
W: Na, aram pai.
H: Beshi boro nato?
W: Nah, thik ase.
H: Tahole sandle ta kinei nao.


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