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:::NEW~SMS:::

Hello boyz and galz.this is our new page.here you will find new sms collection almost every week..We hope u will like these.enjot!!!



:::special new sms:::



~1~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"


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~2~
(language : english , rating : 8)


Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"

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~3~
(language : english , rating : 7.5)


Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!


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~4~
(language : english , rating : 7)


Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance

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~5~
(language : english , rating : 8)


How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED


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~6~
(language : english , rating : 9)


Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash


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~7~
(language : english , rating : 8)


2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!


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~8~
(language : hindi , rating : 8.5)


Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.


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~9~
(language : english , rating : 9)


A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
 

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~10~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-


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