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Hello boyz and galz.this is our new page.here you will find new sms collection almost every week..We hope u will like these.enjot!!!



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~1~
(language : english , rating : 7.5)


What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.


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~2~
(language : english , rating : 7.2)


Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

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~3~
(language : hindi , rating : 8.5)


Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss

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~4~
(language : english , rating : 9)


A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

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~5~
(language : english , rating : 9.0)


Behind every successful student, there is 1 girl friendButWhat about a failedstudent ?A Beautiful Teacher.


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~6~
(language : english , rating : 7)


Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??


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~7~
(language : english , rating : 7.5)


If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!


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~8~
(language : hindi , rating : 8.5)


If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..


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~9~
(language : english , rating : 8)


Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry. 

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~10~
(language : english , rating : 9)


Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte


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