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:::NEW~SMS~5:::

Hello boyz and galz.this is our new page.here you will find new sms collection almost every week..We hope u will like these.enjot!!!



:::special new sms 5:::



~1~
(language : english , rating : 9)


The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'


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~2~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.


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~3~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.


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~4~
(language : english , rating : 9)


In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
 


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~5~
(language : english , rating : 7.5)


Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........


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~6~
(language : english , rating : 9.2)


:Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!


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~7~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!


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~8~
(language : english, rating : 8)


Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!


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~9~
(language : english , rating : 9)


An Engineering Studnt 2 His Sweeper:Brother I Hav Got DegreeI Hav Got KnowledgeI Can Sit in Society.What Do U Hav?Sweeper:I Hav The Job.


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~10~
(language : hindi , rating : 8)


Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai


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